Kimye is having a baby. And Jesus wept. Somewhere Ray J is crafting his perfectly shady congratulatory tweet, meanwhile Amber Rose is singing “thank God I dodged a bullet” in her best Beyonce octave. Kim is still married to Kris Humphries. Maybe that’s why Kanye shouted out his “Perfect Bitch” at his last Revel performance in Atlantic City by referring to her as his “baby mama.” A proud mommy moment for Kim.
During his performance of “Lost In the World” Kanye told the band to stop the music so he could officially confirm the rumors surrounding the world’s most famous fetus since Blue Ivy Carter. “Can we make some noise right quick for my baby mama?” “Play it from that point right here because I did write this song about her.” The crowd’s thunderous applauds indicates they were happy for the woman that got famous for her “hometape” that got impregnated by a rapper while still being married to an NBA player. The American dream!