Lest a certain Duke and Duchess from across the pond monopolize all of our attention, members of the American Royal Family stopped by morning television to update us on their own reproductive developments. “I’m due in July,” Kim Kardashian announced on Today Tuesday morning, confirming the growing fetus inside of her as well as offering more theories as to when and where she and boyfriend Kanye West conceived (if speculating on bedroom behavior is your kinda thing). After recently taking a “babymoon” to stroll through Parisian shops and discuss their firsborn’s inevitable dopeness, Kanye’s baby mama stopped by Rockefeller Center to talk about everything from her own struggle with fertility issues to her boo’s lack of filter. “He just kinda does what he feels,” Kim explained, when asked about Yeezy’s impromptu announcement made onstage at Revel Resort in the wee hours of New Year’s Eve.”I think once you’re past like the three-month mark you’re pretty safe. So he just kinda goes off of what he feels and he was feeling it that night, I guess.”
Considering they’ve recently put down roots in Bel Air, Calif., should E! start shopping for advertisers in hopes of yet another Kardashian wedding special? “It’s something that we talk about, but I think it’s just right now [we're] focusing on the baby,” Kim told Savannah Guthrie. “What I’ve learned in life is… I was always such a planner and I always set out to think [my] life is going to be a certain way, and the best surprises just happen when you don’t plan.” Good, because for right now, Kris Humphries remains the giant ogre blocking the golden path to Kim’s bedazzled happily ever after. (Just sign the divorce papers already, dude!)
Something Kim can plan? Future joint birthday parties for her little bundle of joy and her cousin, Penelope. “They’re actually going to be exactly a year apart,” Kourtney Kardashian said of Kim’s child and her own six-month-old daughter. Having a relative close in age should make the baby’s major milestones even more fun–or become the subject of a special two-hour Keeping Up With the Kardashians episode–and will definitely come in handy when Beyoncé and Jay-Z refuse to let Blue Ivy fraternize with Kimye’s spawn.
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