Valentine’s Day Love Notes: What Does Outgoing Mail From Kanye, Rihanna And Other Stars Reveal?

by (@Lacezilla)

Kanye's Valentine To Kim Kardashian

Everyone enjoys a good guilty pleasure here and there, and sifting through your favorite celebrity’s mailbox to intercept the love notes they’ve sent and received this Valentine’s Day is one we’ve gleefully taken off your hands. Misbehaving in this nosy manner has happened before, too: the first of which occurred back in October when Drake’s birthday rolled around. But can you blame us? Don’t you want to know what Rihanna sent Chris Brown today, or who Taylor Swift is courting this week?

If you’re still reading, the answer is a definitive yes, so go ahead and take a look at our findings below. No one’s watching, and we’re taking all the blame. Federal postal felonies are light work around here; card covers are on the left, inside message on the right

Rihanna Chris Brown Valentines Day

TO: CHRIS BROWN, FROM: RIHANNA
Just a few days after the couple’s front row Grammy appearance, Rihanna snail-mailed Chris a card that seems sincere and from the heart. Whether it’s nobody’s business or information for the world to gawk at, everyone’s favorite Bajan remains loyal to the guy who, four years ago, left both her body and emotions black and blue.

Taylor Swift Valentines
TO: HER EXES, FROM: TAYLOR SWIFT
Like a fisherman dropping his lure in the river in hopes of getting a tug on his line, it appears T. Swift is trying her best to increase her odds of reeling in a valentine this year. Not only did she use Smurf valentines – grow up, Taylor! – but she sent them out to Harry Styles, Conor Kennedy, Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer. Watch your back, Katy Perry!

Kanye's Valentine To Kim
TO: KIM KARDASHIAN, FROM: KANYE WEST
Butt jokes. How clever. Have to hand it to Kanye, though- he knows how important it is to have a sense a humor and make his bootylicious lady smile. One can only imagine the out-of-this-world gift exchange that’s happening between these two brand-building style mavens today, but luckily for Kim, she can eat all the decadent chocolates she wants, being preggers and all.

Drake Valentine's Day
TO: THE KING OF DIAMONDS STAFFERS, FROM: DRAKE
He’s been linked to Serena Williams and Rihanna, but as a bachelor these days, Drake’s infatuations reside with dancers at Miami’s King of Diamonds gentlemen’s club. Taking in many a night of indulgence with his OVO and MMG pals, Drizzy has become very familiar with the cabaret establishment’s group of ladies and is wishing them all the best this Valentine’s Day.

Katy Perry's Valentine For John Mayer
TO: JOHN MAYER, FROM: KATY PERRY
We love this cute and sassy card from Katy to her blues-singing beau. With a little sparkle and some flirty vibes, the recently-divorced pop star is finding away to keep romance in her life, even despite the press’ negative, prying narrative. Let’s toast to the budding couple, shall we?

Tiny's Valentine To T.I.
TO: T.I., FROM: TAMEKA “TINY” HARRIS
If you tune-in to The Family Hustle on Mondays at 9pm, you already know of naughty fire that burns between these two lovebirds, so it should be no surprise that the former Xscape singer is hinting about getting it popping in the married couple’s boudoir. Knock before coming in, Major!

Related: 14 Couples Who Should Get That Old Thing Back For Valentine’s Day

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