5. SOCIAL MEDIA
This one feels like its the closest to coming to fruition. If 32 million followers aren’t listening to your music, then what are you even doing? Katy Perry understands this.
This is all in jest, yet with the amount of time some of these artists spend embroiled in the categories above, you’d think they’d want a reward (or 10).
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