Happy 27th Birthday, Lady Gaga! Here Are 27 Reasons We’ll Never Forget The Recovering Mother Monster

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Lady Gaga's 27th Birthday

Baby, she was born this day! Lady Gaga has been out of commission for a few months while she recovers from hip surgery, and we’ve definitely been feeling the absence of our beloved Mother Monster.

While she may be off the front lines for a spell, that doesn’t mean she’s far from our minds. You never forget a gal who wore a dress made of meat, after all. So in honor of the Fame Queen’s 27th birthday, we;d like to 27 of the reasons why we’ll never forget Lady Gaga. Enjoy!

1. There’s Might Be A Lord Gaga In The Picture Very Soon

[Photo: Getty Images]

[Photo: Getty Images]

We don’t want to speak too soon, but there have been rumors that Lady Gaga is planning to tie the knot with her boyfriend Taylor Kinney in the very near future.Will that make his official title Lord Gaga? Just the thought of trying to imagine a Momma Monster Wedding is enough to make our heads explode in a cloud of glitter. WE WANT PIX!

2. She Knows How To Really “Get Down” In The Studio (We Mean Sex)

[Photo: Getty Images]

[Photo: Getty Images]

Gaga warned her then-assistant against coming to the recording studio, because apparently she was having private moments with her BF. ”Stefani just said, you know, we’re having sex at the studio so I don’t know if you want to be there for that,” the ex-assistant revealed, referring to Gaga’s real name, Stefani Germanotta. “She never told me not to come. She just told me what was happening, and I came to my own conclusions that I would prefer not to watch.” It’ll definitely make things interesting when we listen to…

3. Her New Album, ARTPOP!

[Photo: Twitter]

[Photo: Twitter]

Songs for the new album were”beginning to flourish” in 2012, and it’s set for release this fall! Coupled with a duets  jazz album with Tony Bennett, we’ve got lots of new Gaga tracks to hear! We’ll just try to separate those studio-sex thoughts from the Tony Bennett thoughts…