Ray J Wants Everyone To Know That “I Hit It First” (Even Though, Technically Speaking, He Didn’t)

by (@unclegrambo)

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In what is surely the silliest news of the day, Ray J made a surprise announcement this afternoon that he’s got a new single on the way. Dropping April 9, the artwork for “I Hit It First” has got everyone on Twitter wondering who exactly that mystery, pixelated figure on the cover is. We’ll give you one guess!


If you guessed Whitney Houston, well, you’d be wrong. According to Toronto’s Flow 93.5, that Lego-looking thing emerging from the sea on the “I Hit It First” cover is none other than Kim Kardashian, folks!

Well, we hate to break it to Ray J, but chances are he almost certainly didn’t “hit that first.” If you’ll recall, back in the year 2000, a then 19-year-old Kim Kardashian secretly married music producer Damon Thomas. Now, we’re not saying that we know for certain that Mr. Thomas was indeed her first, but since that was her first marriage (that we know of), we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.

At press time, we cannot confirm any rumors that Kris Humprhries is set to drop his own response track, “I Hit That For 72 Days (But Didn’t Get It On Video).”

[Photo: Flow 93.5 Twitter]