The Wanted’s new single “Walks Like Rihanna,” with its questionable lyrics (no talent = no problem as long as you’re sexy), got us thinking about other “love songs” we’re not sure whether to swoon over or take as an insult. Vote to tell us if One Direction‘s “Little Things” or Backstreet Boys‘ “As Long As You Love Me” throws the most unintentional lyrical shade while we try to figure out if we should be flattered by reminding R. Kelly of his jeep.
Team One Direction
One Direction “Little Things” - Remember all those body image insecurities I told you about in confidence because we’re so in lurve? How you sing about them? On second thought, don’t, because hearing you harmonize with your bros about my back dimples, sad stomach, thighs and overall lack of self-esteem is mortifying! I’ll be over here eating Ben & Jerry’s so you have new material to work with for a followup single. May I suggest “Bigger Things?”