Things That Make You Go Hmmm On Kanye’s Yeezus

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shabba

I hit her with Jamaican d*ck, I’m the new Shabba/She lookin’ for her daddy, call me Big Poppa – “Guilt Trip”
MISTER LOVER MAN. SHABBA!

She say “Can you get my friends in the club?”/I say “Can you get my Benz in the club?”/If not, treat your friends like my Benz/Park they ass outside ’til the evening end – “Send It Up”
Girl, Kanye ain’t got time to get you and a plus one in the club. You’re just going to have to leave them outside.

kimkcouch

Rock Forever 21 but just turned thirty- “Bound 2″
Not everyone can look the old sofa your grandmother covers with plastic in thousand dollar garments like Ye’s girl Kim.

I wanna f*ck you hard on the sink/After that, give you something to drink/Step back, can’t get spunk on the mink – “Bound 2″
Remember when Samantha from Sex and the City complained about a guy’s nasty tasting spunk. That’s what made us holler laughing. Cue PETA outrage in 5…

martin

Damn what Jerome Rome Rome think? – “Bound 2″
I said Jerome in the house! You’d only get it if you watched the 90s sitcom Martin.

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