The 10 Most Bonkers Quotes From The Miley Cyrus Rolling Stone Profile

by (@unclegrambo)

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We can’t stop! (Discussing Miley Cyrus, that is.) Whether she’s twerking with Juicy J, grinding on Robin Thicke, spanking a dwarf or deepthroating a microphone wrapped in a banana sheath, Miley Cyrus has become a national obsession. And now she’s on the cover of Rolling Stone, and the profile written by Josh Eells is one of the most extensive (and hilarious) pieces on her to date. If you have 30 spare minutes, it’s worth a read, but if you only have 5, we’ve summarized it for you into this: The Top 10 Most Bonkers Quotes From Miley’s Rolling Stone Interview.


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10. “Laser tag sucks.”—Miley Cyrus, on activities that she would prefer not to do with the writer (she would eventually choose skydiving)

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9. “People get tattoos of the most f*cked-up sh*t. Did you know Alec Baldwin has Hannah Montana’s initials tattooed on him? No, wait – Stephen Baldwin. He said he was my biggest fan, and I told him my biggest fans have tattoos. So he got ‘HM’ tattooed on his shoulder.” She shakes her head. “People do f*cked-up sh*t.”—Miley on confusing which Baldwin brother is which (good thing she never met Daniel!)

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8. “Miss Dolores. She was party-rocking till the end! Sometimes I’d walk by and see all these people in there dressed up like old-time flappers. I was like, ‘Is this real – or are you guys all ghosts?’”—Miley on her interactions with the paranormal and/or her late neighbor, Dolores Hope, wife of Bob Hope