Sexy Sex Songs: 20 Of The Most Memorable Orgasms On Wax

by (@unclegrambo)

SONG: “Kiss Kiss Kiss”
ARTIST: John Lennon & Yoko Ono
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You’d be hard-pressed to find a more reviled personality in music history than Yoko Ono. For that reason alone, most people would rather not listen to Yoko get her Ono on. However, since we’re objective scientists here at VH1, we put our personal feelings aside and listened to her song with John Lennon from his 1980 album Double Fantasy. Starting at 1:50 or so and lasting for a full minute, this is a moment of carnal bliss captured on record. “There is the sound of a woman coming to a climax on it, and she is crying out to be held, to be touched,” Yoko once said when asked about this song. “It will be controversial, because people still feel it’s less natural to hear the sounds of a woman’s lovemaking than, say, the sound of a Concorde, killing the atmosphere and polluting nature.” #MOTOMOTOMOTO

SONG: “Love To Love You Baby”
ARTIST: Donna Summer
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When Donna Summer appeared on VH1′s Behind The Music, she explained that she got her orgasmic inspiration on this 1975 disco classic from picturing herself as Marilyn Monroe acting out the part of someone in sexual ecstasy. Take THAT, “Candle In The Wind”!

SONG: “Je T’Aime Moi Non Plus”
ARTIST: Serge Gainsbourg & Jane Birkin
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They say that French is the language of love but this is RIDICULOUS! (In a sexy way, natch.) If you don’t parlez Francais, the title of this 1969 (heh heh) song translates to “I Love You…Me Neither,” but that’s far and away the least sexy line in the entire track. Some of the potent lyrics translate as “I go and I come, between your loins” and “You are the wave, I the naked/treeless/deserted island.” The entire track is delivered by Birkin in a breathless state of erotic arousal, but particularly the segments that starts around 2:30 and again at 4:05. Two orgasms in 4 minutes? No wonder Serge Gainsbourg is such a legendary ladies man!