Sexy Sex Songs: 20 Of The Most Memorable Orgasms On Wax

by (@unclegrambo)

SONG: “She Bop”
ARTIST: Cyndi Lauper
O-FACE SCORE: 2/6 SALLYS
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Cyndi Lauper needs a chaperone because she can’t stop playing with the Danger Zone! This 1984 ode to the pleasures of self-love made it all the way to #3 on the Billboard Hot 100, which places it in the canon of the most popular masturbation moments of all-time. Cyndi boops and bops her way through this entire track, but engages in a bit of a frenzied panting around the 2:40 mark of the song.

SONG: “When Boys Talk”
ARTIST: Indeep
O-FACE SCORE: 2/6 SALLYS
2 out of 6 SALLYS

This 1983 follow-up to Indeep’s dancefloor classic “Last Night A DJ Saved My Life” was not much of a chart hit, but it does contain one of the most famous moments of heavy breathing in music history. As the male singer brags that “I did it so many times, she started saying nursery rhymes,” a girl responds with “Uh, uh, BABY” (heard for the first time around 1:58 above). Maybe not the most romantic song of all-time, but this orgasm has been sampled more times than we can count, perhaps most notably in Toni! Tony! Toné!‘s 1990 smash, “Feels Good.”