Sexy Sex Songs: 20 Of The Most Memorable Orgasms On Wax

by (@unclegrambo)

SONG: “Me So Horny”
ARTIST: 2 Live Crew
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“Oh, me so horny!” The 2 Live Crew caused a meltdown of biblical proportions among religious conservatives when their 1989 album As Nasty As They Wanna Be became the most popular album in America. Their signature single was “Me So Horny,” which sampled Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket for its famous refrain and the line “Me love you long time.” For a song that’s so explicitly about sex, it’s remarkably unsexy.

SONG: “Orgasm Addict”
ARTIST: The Buzzcocks
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Along with the Sex Pistols, The Buzzcocks were one of the most well-regarded U.K. punk bands of that genre’s mid- to late-’70s heydey. The ‘Cocks 1977 song, “Orgasm Addict,” didn’t bother hiding its subject matter behind euphemisms; instead, lead singer Pete Shelley grunts make up the chorus of this song.