The 88 Creepiest Song Titles Of All Time

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88. “My Ding-A-Ling” by Chuck Berry

A no-brainer. It’s a song about a little boy discovering his penis, and it’s sung by a man well into his 40s. Perverted Justice’s favorite tune.

 

87. “Two Lovely Black Eyes” by¬†Charles Coborn

What’s lovelier than a woman who was beaten in the face twice? According to Charles Coborn, nothing!