2. “Der Fuehrer’s Face” by Spike Jonze
This song is actually so insane I must bring you the video. IT’S ABOUT HITLER’S FACE.
1. “I Love You . . . I’ll Kill You” by Enigma
The worst part about it? It’s sung by Enigma. Meaning they will actually kill you. Probably on a massage table.
UPDATE: Commenter Alma reminds me of probably the creepiest song title ever… “He Hit Me (And it Felt Like a Kiss)” by The Crystals. Consider this your honorary 88th song title, as I listed “Run For Your Life” by The Beatles twice… sincerely, Michelle “Not a Bot” Collins.