The 88 Creepiest Song Titles Of All Time

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82. “You’ve Really Got A Hold On Me” by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

No. Really, your grip is quite strong… Seriously, the joke is over. Cue the end of The Talented Mr. Ripley.

 


81. “Don’t Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk” by The Cramps

When my father was growing up in Brooklyn, he knew a girl who used to chew already been chewed pieces of gum stuck to the sidewalk. It remains to be one of the most horrifying stories from my own childhood. Actually, the more I think about it, the less creepy the title becomes. It’s actually a great rule of thumb.