The Name Remains So Lame: 10 Metal Bands With Non-Metal Monikers

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The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Enough said. And yes, this is, or rather was, a real band.


Abigail Williams
Upon first hearing the name? Nope, not metal at all. Upon learning that the name is taken from one of the accusers in the Salem witch trial? OK, that’s pretty metal.