Sure, They Can Date Rock Stars, But Can Any Supermodels Actually Sing?

by (@megsokay)

6) Naomi Campbell “Love and Tears”

Lest we forget, Naomi Campbell once tried to become an actual singer. She released an album in 1995 that’s all ’90s R&B cheese. The vocals are decent, but they never really caught on in the mainstream. However, she did become a major pop star in Japan.

Of course, we have to ask: Is there any more dubious honor than being a pop star in Japan? On the one hand, there are people who are obsessed with your music. On the other, no one in the rest of the world cares.

5) Gisele Bundchen covering¬†the Kinks‘s “All Day And All of the Night” for an H&M ad

Gisele Bundchen is a very beautiful woman and I’ve heard very nice things about her from friends who attend the same kung fu studio that she does in Boston, but she can’t sing. Luckily for her, “All Day And All of The Night” doesn’t require the voice of a nightingale.