7. Paris Hilton – “Stars are Blind”
Although she is now currently signed to Cash Money to record music, we all know that Paris is only good for one thing. Ok, maybe two, apparently she’s a good DJ as well. Aside from the singing, what put this video on the list was the fact that parts of it reminded us of a cheap version of the Chris Isaak video for “Wicked Game”. Originality is key to having a good video. Unfortunately, this will not be the end of the Paris Hilton “singing” career.
6. Farrah Abraham – “Blown”
This was the video that prompted our dive into the depths of reality star music video hell. After watching the horrible lip-syncing, the Twitter and Facebook dancing profile pics, what looks to me as fake hater and “fan” tweets, and the ear bleeding auto tuning to the MAX, this video definitely made the list but surprisingly it wasn’t the worst of the worst. Shocking! There are actually videos out there that are WAY worse.
5. Countess Luann – “Chic, C’est La Vie”
Countess Luann, girl please, you were born in Berlin, Connecticut as LuAnn Nadeau. Your video is such a sad attempt to portray yourself as being high class but alas you just look ridiculous. And as for your singing, it’s a bad shot at trying to sound the way Madonna did in “Vogue”. Once again, only Madonna can do Madonna and “Countess” you are no Madonna. Also, please stop trying to speak French. You think you sound French but you don’t. We cringed every time you said, “Chic c’est la vie, c’est bon, c’est bon.”