4. Kim Kardashian – “Jam (Turn It Up)”
As if we already didn’t know that Kim believes the world revolves around her, she felt the need to record a song and make a love fest video to go with it. Even with the auto tuning her nasal singing just irritated the heck out of us, but the kicker is that the video has nothing to do with the song. Someone please explain to me what a 4 minute and 35 second video of Kim doing multiple photo shoots, getting her makeup done, crawling and rolling around on the floor have to do with “they playing my jam”. We are all ears waiting for a good explanation. Wouldn’t it make more sense to show you at a club partying, or in the car driving and you turning up the radio, we’re just saying
3. Heidi Montag – “Higher”
This entire video makes no sense. Not only does it look like a home movie that someone’s dad would take, but when the video starts you hear a voltage sound which has nothing to do with the song. Then you’re hit with 3 minutes and 27 seconds of Heidi running around the beach, rolling around in the sand, and over using the signature jazz hands. Now the singing is a barrage of really bad pitch and off key “high” notes. And the pièce de résistance is the video ends again with the STUPID voltage sound. Why?
2. Kim Zolciak – “Tardy for the Party”
Kim should have been completely embarrassed to put this monstrosity of a video out. From the flash light that was clearly used as a spot light, to the very noticeable synthetic wig, to the party that was more of a social gathering of 5 people; this video was a complete and utter disaster. This video looked so cheap that even a blind man would look at it say WTF is this garbage? As for her singing even the auto tuning couldn’t save it.