You Want My Kids To Sing WHAT! 20 Most Inappropriate Kidz Bop Songs

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Kids’ songs are not the same anymore, and it’s kind of creepy…

Remember the songs you sang when you were young? Whatever happened to “Bingo”, “Old McDonald”, and “If You’re Happy And You Know It”? Gone are the days when your little one would sing about cows and wheels on a bus. Now, thanks to the Kidz Bop franchise, children are singing about things that are TOTALLY inappropriate. From stalking to sex, the list of OMG-are-these-kids-really-singing-this is out of this world. Fun Fact: Kidz Bop has produced 44 albums in the last decade! After a lot of “research” listening to jaw-dropping renditions of some of our favorite songs, here are 20 of the most inappropriate. You will never listen to these songs the same way again.

20. Jennifer Lopez – “I’m Real”

First off, the guy trying to sound like Ja Rule is just creepy. But the big issue about this being turned into a children’s version is that the song is about a girl craving to have sex.

 

19. Britney Spears – “Toxic”

Kids singing about being addicted to a guy that’s a bad boy. What is wrong with that sentence?

 

18. Lady Gaga – “Paparazzi”

The freakin’ song is about being a stalker.

 

17. Beyonce – “If I Were A Boy”

Should little girls really be singing about boys cheating on them already? At this age they don’t even like boys, so why build on the man-hating so early.