After-School Special: 10 Songs About Wanting To Sleep With Your Teacher

by (@JordanRuntagh)

8. “Teacher I Need You” by Elton John (1972)

A+ Lyric: “She was long and she was lean, she’s a middle-aged dream. And that lady means the whole world to me.”

 

7. “When I Kissed The Teacher” by ABBA (1976)

A+ Lyric: “Leaning over me, he was trying to explain the laws of geometry. And I couldn’t help it, I just had to kiss the teacher.”