2. “Teacher’s Pet” by Venom (1982)
A+ Lyric: “Teacher caught me masturbating underneath my desk. She looked at me and winked her eye and said ‘see you after class.’”
1. “Scandalous Scholastics” by Gym Class Heroes (2006)
A+ Lyric: All of it.
“Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police (1980)
All of these tales of May-December classroom romance seemed to turn out pretty well, for the most part. But the creepy-meter is off the charts in this classic from The Police, chronicling an illicit love affair between a teacher and the student object of his obsession.