After-School Special: 10 Songs About Wanting To Sleep With Your Teacher

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2. “Teacher’s Pet” by Venom (1982)

A+ Lyric: “Teacher caught me masturbating underneath my desk. She looked at me and winked her eye and said ‘see you after class.’”

 

1. “Scandalous Scholastics” by Gym Class Heroes (2006)

A+ Lyric: All of it.

 

BONUS: 

“Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police (1980)

All of these tales of May-December classroom romance seemed to turn out pretty well, for the most part. But the creepy-meter is off the charts in this classic from The Police, chronicling an illicit love affair between a teacher and the student object of his obsession.