After-School Special: 10 Songs About Wanting To Sleep With Your Teacher

by (@JordanRuntagh)

2. “Teacher’s Pet” by Venom (1982)

A+ Lyric: “Teacher caught me masturbating underneath my desk. She looked at me and winked her eye and said ‘see you after class.'”


1. “Scandalous Scholastics” by Gym Class Heroes (2006)

A+ Lyric: All of it.



“Don’t Stand So Close To Me” by The Police (1980)

All of these tales of May-December classroom romance seemed to turn out pretty well, for the most part. But the creepy-meter is off the charts in this classic from The Police, chronicling an illicit love affair between a teacher and the student object of his obsession.


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