Classic Rock Kama Sutra: 18 Songs That Taught Us Everything We Needed To Know About Sex

by (@BHSmithNYC)

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Sex. Rock n’ roll bands have been singing about it since the beginning, when the term “rocking and rolling” was an actual euphemism for the act of, in Shakespeare’s words, “making the beast with two backs.” There’s no shortage of classic rock songs specifically about having sex, from Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” to AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” (actually there are very few Led Zeppelin or AC/DC songs that aren’t specifically about having sex). Without getting too graphic however, there are many different ways one can have sex besides the good old fashioned way we all know and love.  Rock n’ roll being an innately rebellious form of musical expression has never shied away from talking about these…alternate means of getting one’s rocks off, as The Rolling Stones might say. And fans have thrilled for years to the more risqué songs in the classic rock canon. One might even say they’re educational as the usual discussion of “The birds and the bees” seldom covers the same sexual ground as your average Kiss or Lou Reed song, if you know what I’m saying. In order to make things easy for you, we’ve broken them down into different erotic topics so check out 18 classic rock anthems that taught us there was more than one way to have fun in the bedroom.

Classic Rock Songs About Oral Sex


Led Zeppelin “Candy Store Rock”
Most Revealing Lyric:
Oh baby, baby, sugar sister on a silver plate
Oh baby, baby, I need a mouthful and I just can’t wait
Oh baby, baby, see the shaking in my hand
Oh baby, baby, don’t mean to fumble but it tastes so grand
Tastes so grand, tastes so grand, baby it’s alright


Motley Crue “She Goes Down”
Most Revealing Lyric:
Sassy little lassie
Walking right past me
Down in Tennessee
Always a lady
I love Southern ladies
They just know how to please
It’s like connecting the dots
Start at the bottom, lick it to the top


AC/DC “Go Down”
Most Revealing Lyric:
Mary, Mary you’re the one for me
And the way you hum
Sting me like a bumble bee
I’ll be round to see you ’bout
‘Bout half past ten
Ain’t felt this good
Since I don’t know when
You got the touch that I need so much
In your finger tips
I got the honey that ya love to taste
On those lovely lips