Jennifer Lopez loves her scrawny husband; we love her hot bag.? [Jezebel]
Amy Winehouse’s dad dragged his daughter home from the pub and locked her in the house. Finally!? [DListed]
Angelina‘s twins are weeks away from being born. Everybody can chill out – especially you, Shiloh!? [Seriously? OMG!]
Janet and JD look fine en France for fashion week. Ohh la love it!? [YBF]
The cast of Friends is reuniting for a movie based on the TV show. Do not want!? [I’mNotObsessed]
Suri Cruise caught playing with her favorite toy – a $100 bill.? [JustJared]
Say it ain’t so ya’ll!
TMZ is reporting that Miss Britney Jean Spears has been having secret rendezvous with that creep with a camera, Adnan Ghalib. Apparently, Brit’s ex has been sneaking into her gated community over the past couple of months, and the two have been texting a lot, sometimes about Brit’s “controlling” dad Jamie. The problem? It’s Jamie’s job to look out for his daughter, and he doesn’t think Adnan’s got his little girl’s best intentions in mind. And neither do her doctors! Apparently all the people looking out for Britney are trying to keep this guy away. Let’s hope she catches on soon – she’s been doing so well lately!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! This kid isn’t even definitely Lindsay Lohan‘s biological sister yet, but the girl already supposedly wants to record an album. HA! Sounds like Michael Lohan‘s been whispering sweet nothings of nonsense in this poor tween’s ear. Ashley Kaufman, who Lohan may have fathered 13 years ago (we’re anxiously awaiting the paternity test results), is possibly ripe with talent, as an anonymous “record-industry insider” asserts that, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.?
Wow! We’d love to meet this insider – is his name Michael Lohan perhaps? A different family insider also jumps on the Ashley train, snapping, “Ashley?s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.?
Um – who ever said anything about Lohan “family talent?” Poor Ashley shouldn’t get her hopes up – the only thing Lohans are good at is being crazy. Let’s hope the talent gene skipped her!? [MSNBC]
Wanna dress like Mr. West? Now you can!
Kanye West is sure to quickly become the most egotistical, self-obsessed fashion designer in the world with the release of his new shoe line for Louis Vuitton. Yep, Kanye’s putting the rap game on hold to take the shoe industry by storm. But he’s not stopping there! He’s already designing his own clothes, and he showed up dressed totally in his own designs while in Paris last week to attend the famous French designer’s runway show. “I grew up with the Louis look, you know,” the rapper gushed. “I just love the style.”
Ladies, don’t feel left out! He’s doing a women’s line of clothes (separate from his stuff for LV) in the fall. Tell us – will you wear Kanye couture? [WWD/E! Online]
If your delicate ears can take it, Heidi Montag has leaked yet another one of her singles, and she wants you to listen. Is your stomach strong enough to handle this crap? Her latest “song” is titled “One More Drink,” and you can probably guess what it’s about – getting hammered! Wow, Heidi is really creating songs about those oh-so important, pivotal moments in life, huh? Nothing says world-changing lyrics like “sipping on that happy juice.” Seriously.
Enjoy it here.
Um…If both she and her hubby are at a party, who is watching J.Lo’s nanny-less twins?? [DListed]
Ashlee and Pete are totally having a boy. Guyliner sounds like a great present for the little guy!? [ICYDK]
Lily and Lindsay hang together in LA – but are they singing together too?? [Seriously? OMG!]
Benji Madden thinks gal pal Paris Hilton is “pure.” This just in – Benji Madden is crazy.? [I’mNotObsessed]
Vanessa Hudgens is annoyingly adorable. Gr.? [CelebSlam]
Wow - Donald Trump’s kid got really big. Wasn’t he just born?? [Jezebel]
Spencer Pratt needs more publicity, apologizes to Mary-Kate Olsen for some creep thing he did once.? [Us]
Young Jeezy took on John McCain recently, drilling the presidential hopeful about his plans to help those in need when they appeared together on Saturday Night Live. He called the Senator a “fraud” and described their tense encounter:
?I told [John McCain] the ?hood was f**ked up, and he was like, ?How you doing?? (It was) real talk. They know entertainers, so they shake your hand (and say), ?I?m your friend.? But my mama is about to have surgery that I gotta pay for out of my pocket because she can?t get insurance. ?I don?t really feel McCain. It ain?t just because Barack is black; he can make change. Just like Bush equals recession, Barack equals progression. I really feel that.?
Or rather, writes like.
Amy Winehouse‘s adoring husband Blake Civil-Fielder is allegedly in the middle of a sexy letter-writing romance with a heroin-addicted lady jailbird. Blakey and Melissa Goldstone have been writing to each other for over seven months, and promises her “the best snog of our lives” and insinuates that Amy not only cheated on him (they are in a open relationship now!) but may be into having a threesome.
Read it all here – it’s kinda gross, innit?
Red Sox fans who love Madonna are going to find themselves in quite a pickle this morning, after word is leaking that the legendary singer is possibly shacking up with Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez. We all know Madge’s marriage is teetering on the brink of divorce, but would she really take up with a married man right now – and a much-younger baseball player at that? Well, this is Madonna. She may be old, but anything still is possible. Both Us and OK! magazines are reporting that the Madge and the superstar b-baller have been getting close since October, when they were spotted working out together in NYC. He attended her concert in May, and she took her family to watch the Yankees play – and sat in A-Rod seats. Even more scandalous – they’ve been spotting having secret meetings at her place late at night.
We wonder what his wife thinks?
Sienna Miller is apparently an actress, but we know her best from all the marriages she wrecks. Here’s a new one!? [DListed]
Jen Aniston is horny for more Mayer, and we like it!? [Seriously? OMG!]
Diva-in-training Megan Fox hates other brunettes and banned them from her movie set. Does she need to be reminded that she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green? [I’mNotObsessed]
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson held hands this weekend!? [WWTDD]
Anne Hathaway totally turned her sketchy boyfriend in to the FBI. [ICYDK]
Ali Lohan‘s awkwardly teary tantrum caught on tape!? [Jezebel]