Oh, hello there…and welcome to the “Madonna Show”. Today we’re going to discuss how to become one with the universe!
First and foremost, thank you all for supporting #MadonnaDearest. It just warms my blood valves that so many of you have taken an interest in the Queen….as you should. Respect the throne. Anybody who doesn’t, point them out. I’ll have them burned at the stake. Speaking of burned, I had to pour something flammable in my eyes after seeing the untouched photos of J. Biebs’ Calvin Klein ad. Whomever accessed Adobe Photoshop to make him anatomically correct should get a Nobel Peace Prize for miracles.
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Music videos can be frustrating sometimes. Why? Because your favorite artists like Eminem, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga don’t read your tweets when they conceptualize their music videos with directors, cinematographers and stuff. It’s quite rude of them, really. But they have the deepest connection to the song, so we suppose their visual interpretation is what we must enjoy and not the versions that we create in our brains. Still, it’s the worst when a song is so super awesome that you sing it all day long, and then its video premieres and it sucks.
Happy New Year to each and every one of you. I spent the holiday season turning up…As I always say: TURN DOWN FOR WHOM? At any rate, many jesters have been on my case about thr recent #RebelHeart promo pictures on my Instagram. I only have one thing to say to them: Bitch, I’m Madonna. I do as I please. If you don’t like it, don’t let the doorknob hit you where the good Lord split you. Yeeeeeah!
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Now excuse me…someone stuffed my stockings with a “Cheek to Cheek” album and I have to go put it where the rest of the leftover food goes….the trash!
Nicki Minaj’s April 2013 Elle cover was an incredible breath of fresh air. It was so refreshing to see her natural beauty as just that – without tons of makeup, costumes, wigs, and general outlandishness. Since then, the rap queen has started toning down her outfits and moving more towards the elegant side of things. With 2014 came classy black hair and a considerable step up in her fashion game.
Some of our favorite pop stars weren’t timid about turning up the heat in their music videos this year. Nicki Minaj steamed up the jungle (and other things) when she gave Drake a rousing lap dance, J.Lo yachted with a dozen chiseled papis—and went cheek-to-cheek with Iggy Azalea, and T.I. vacationed in Rio with a gaggle of beauties (none of whom were mediocre, of course). 2014 was a memorable year for sexy videos, indeed.
Classic rock fans are in luck this Christmas, because VH1 is leaving something extra special under your tree. Yes, it’s a double feature of interviews with two rock icons! VH1 Classic On Tap host Nik Carter spoke to the Doors drummer John Densmore and also guitar god Carlos Santana, so read on to hear what they had to say! When you’re done watching these stellar videos, head over to VH1 Classic On Tap for more exclusive interviews with the biggest names in classic rock.
Yes, my album leaked! OhK. Are you satisfied?!? It still doesn’t negate the fact that even with it leaking….that’s funny…LEAKING: sounds promiscuous…..Anyway, it’s still #1 in over 35 countries. Twirl on that bitches. Christmas is two days away and my gift to you: A new episode of #MadonnaDearest. Now, step away from the eggnog and get into me. Literally!
Send me all your video questions via YouTube and Instagram. #RebelHeart is available for pre-order and you better get it. Why? Bitch, I’m Madonna!
Over the years, tattoos have moved from being viewed as a form of rebellion reserved for select subcultures to fairly mainstream. With this growing popularity comes artists often being impulsively moved to express themselves via skin art. While some musicians become known for signature pieces that go down in cultural history, others simply have their idiocy immortalized for the world’s collective raised eyebrows. Lady Gaga, Ed Sheeran, Miley Cyrus and Drake are just some of the many celebs who got inked this past year with some interesting (and occasionally questionable) tats.
Of course it changed….and so did I! What did you think? I was gonna be the same as you scoundrels?!?! Huh? Exactly. Silence. It’s golden. Let’s make silence platinum, just like my next album. Multi-platinum to be exact. My groundbreaking show, “Madonna Dearest” is pissing off the subjects who fall at my mercy…and guess what? They should. Get into this week’s episode as I discuss how I really feel about these….what’s the best adjective can one use to describe today’s pop culture….Ah, yes: REDUCTIVE!
Remember to send me your video questions via Instagram and YouTube. Now, do as I say and not as I do. Imitation is not the best form of flattery. All offense Lady GooGa!