Katie Holmes was forced to attend Scientology Boot Camp.? [DListed]
Ashley Olsen smiles for the first time since starring on Full House. Pearly whites? You got it dude!? [PopSugar]
There is a show called Farmer Wants a Wife debuting tonight. TV has officially jumped the shark.? [Seriously? OMG!]
Charlie Sheen still loves hookers. Surely his fiancee is not surprised.? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jessica Simpson needs attention, talks about boyfriend. Snooze.? [JustJared]
The repo man came and took Lil Kim‘s Bentley. How royally embarrassing. [Crunk+Disorderly]
A sneak peek of Mariah‘s new video for her next single “Bye Bye” has leaked. In the clip above, we see Mimi hopping the pond for a trip to London. Bonus: the documentary style clip finds her sitting on the lap of a certain rumored fiance.
I was just sitting here minding my business, when I noticed this little tidbit coming across the web about Paris Hilton and her twin boy toy Benji Madden. The Good Charlotte guitarist has written his lover of two months her own song, titled, “Shine Your Light.” Paris says, “It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me….He’s my best friend.”
BEST FRIEND? I thought that was the position I’d be competing for on her reality show! W.T.F. Just to show my devotion to the heiress, I’ve written her an even better song. It’s called “Dump Your Boyfriend and Let’s Hang and Do Shots.” Here’s a sample lyric:
Seriously Paris, forget that dude
He’ll never appreciate your attitude
Let’s share clothes, here’s my dress from 1993
aren’t you glad you’re BFF with me!
Check out my blog and vote for me to be Paris Hilton’s best friend!
Take this with a 17 carat grain of salt, but the NY Post is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are indeed engaged to be married. The ring, allegedly purchased by Nick, cost her man $2.5 million and was purchased at Jacob the jeweler. The massive rock is 17 carats and has a 10 carat stone surrounded by pink and purple diamonds (obviously – this is Mariah “Butterfly” Carey we’re talking about). No one even knew these two were together a month ago – including the happy couple. Maybe that means this marriage is meant to last? [NYPost]
Wino screamed at the paparazzi outside her house in an attempt to dispel the rumors that she’s cheating on Blake Incarcerated. [DListed]
Ummm, here are pics of Britney walking around a Bally’s gym in a towel. Maybe her dad’s not helping at all?? [Seriously?OMG]
Roger Clemens and country singer Mindy McCready allegedly had a 10-year long affair that started when she was 15! Yee-haw?? [NYDN]
OMG, Faith Evans‘ and The Notorious B.I.G‘s son Christopher looks so much like his big poppa. Adorable.? [Concrete Loop]
Mario Lopez was dumped by his dancing girlfriend – think it’s karma for him cheating on his first wife?? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Sooooooo that rock can’t really be from Nick Cannon… or could it? Nick himself didn’t deny the claim, and got a bit awkward when asked about the bling buzz yesterday. “I can’t even know what to say,” Nick stammered to MTV News. “She’s probably the most festive, remarkable person I’ve ever met.”
That’s not a denial! We were a bit skeptical about Nick possibly giving Mimi a giant rock, so we decided to examine the engagement ring he gave to his ex-fiancee Selita Ebanks after proposing in Times Square. We made quite a discovery! The rings are not only both huge, they look remarkably alike. If Mariah’s ring is from Nick, it’s obvious what kind of rocks he likes to buy his ladies!
When your man is making out with someone who’s standing mere inches away from you, it’s best to think happy thoughts and pretend it isn’t happening.
Not content with being known to the world as a curvaceous, platinum actress, Scarlett Johansson is branching out into the world of singing. For her first album, she’s tackled the Tom Waits songbook, and for the first video, she’s created a bleached out, weary look at a day in the life of a starlet. Fittings, make-up, commercials for something, visiting with author Salman Rushdie and forlornly looking out the window are the action in “Falling Down”….tough life!
Anybody else think this has a Lost in Translation feel to it, except this time she’s the worn-down Bill Murray character?
What’s better than having Radiohead in your living room? Well, nothing. But second to that, we’re bringing an intimate clip to your computer screen from the band’s upcoming show Radiohead_In Rainbows_From the Basement, airing on VH1 on May 3rd at midnight. Above, the band play the gorgeously haunting “Reckoner,” shot in a studio as the band prepare to hit the road on a massive world tour.
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BritBrit may not be ready for primetime, but she’s heading back to the set of How I Met Your Mother for another guest spot. [DListed]
Holy crap – Slash from Guns N’ Roses has two sweet children. [Seriously? OMG]
Jay-Z steps in to defend LeBron James after Wizards guard DeShawn Stevenson starts some beef with the b-ball star. [Crunk+Disorderly]
Baby Mama star/funniest lady ever Amy Poehler is a baby mama herself. Best movie promotion ever! Also, congrats. [Us]
John Mayer might be tappin’ Jen Aniston, which is awesome only because we want to use the name “Maniston.” [People]
Bikini-clad Brooke Hogan and her boy friend (boyfriend?) get frisky in a pool. [Egotastic]
Damn. Mischa Barton has no career AND no fashion taste. At least she’s got that DUI under her belt! [I'm Not Obsessed]