Ashlee and Pete have sent out Evites inviting people to their top secret wedding. Did you check your email yet to see if you got one? Yep, the thing is so hush-hush, they not only invited people by the most traceable way possible, they then begged the tabloids to bid on the right to cover the nuptials. Allegedly they stand to earn a seven-figure sum for allowing the entire world to watch their most precious moment. Barf. Some other deets we learned today about the Simpson/Wentz shotgun wedding: Ash is wearing Vera Wang, no cameras are allowed, Jess is holding the rehearsal dinner at her house AND Ashlee is allegedly super clingy, which her man loves. They truly are a perfect pair. They’d be even more perfect if they’d stop forcing their love down our throats. [NYDN]
Brangelina‘s got twins on board, and you can thank Jack Black for spilling the beans. [DListed]
Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse kiss, the entire world gags in unison. [Seriously? OMG!]
Jessica Simpson is jealous of Jen Aniston‘s new love with John Mayer. Get a hobby, Jess! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt make peace and drop their beef. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan is macking on Nicole Richie‘s man. What else is new? [IDLYITW]
Lily Allen got all nude in France. We’re more startled by her blond hair. Eek. [CelebSlam]
Ugh. Maybe this is why Carrie Underwood wanted nothing to do with Tony Romo. The football star was reportedly busy mocking Jessica Simpson‘s bedroom skills to all his friends on the same weekend that he was telling everyone the Texas twosome was dunzo. A Windy City spy reported exclusively to The Superficial that, “Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”
Gross gross gross. Is respecting women that hard for guys these days? As crazy as Tom Cruise is, at least he’s pretty good at treating his wife right (when not dragging her around by the arm).
Well look what we have here. Diddy, embracing Cassie from behind while spending Mother’s Day together in Central Park (peep the pics HERE!). The couple looks cozy – very cozy – as they watch a street performer together. Rumors have long swirled about these two and Diddy‘s a (very) single dude, so can’t he cuddle with whoever he wants? We’re sure Kim Porter was just fine on Mother’s Day without her ex hanging around, thank you very much. [ G Style via ConcreteLoop]
It’s the same old story.
The characters: Britney Spears, a Ford Explorer.
The scene: a red light at Sunset Boulevard.
The stupidity: BritBrit stepped on the gas in her Mercedes, railing into the back of the Explorer.
The outcome: After the accident Brit didn’t even speak to the lady she hit – her bodyguard did all the dirty work! Typical. No charges were pressed with the police, so BritBrit goes home lucky – for now.? [TMZ]
Awwww. These two are still so adorable together! How long will that last? Nick Cannon rented out a Six Flags last night as a surprise to his sweetie, who rolled up to the amusement park in a black Rolls Royce. Inside was a party of super famous friends celebrating their recent spontaneous nuptials. The bash was allegedly supposed to go until midnight, and included Will Smith and Stevie Wonder on the guest list. But perhaps they were also celebrating a new addition to their (also new) family? Mariah and Nick are already supposedly creating a nursery, and one of the singer’s assistants called up fancy baby boutique Petit Tresor and asked about fabric samples featuring butterflies! Ohhhhh, it’s a sign! [NYDN]
Last week, Coldplay let you download their new single “Violet Hill” for free, and now we’ve got a sneak peek of the video. Watch the band play boy soldiers in their triumphant return to rock. Check back here next Monday to watch the full length video from the heart-sleeved rockers.
Lindsay Lohan‘s BFF Sam Ronson has a hickey. Are those LiLo’s lip prints we see? [Gawker]
Pete Doherty tried to kill his cat while high. PETA protesters, activate! [Seriously? OMG!]
Tony Romo got smart like the rest of us and dumped Jessica Simpson. [I'mNotObsessed]
Awww, the Jolie-Pitts are cute and cuddly. [DListed]
Anne Hathaway‘s creepy boyfriend not going to jail – yet. [ICYDK]
Britney and Jamie-Lynn master the trashy look. [IDLYITW]
When did Kelly Rowland move to London? [Bossip]
Remy Ma was all set yesterday to marry her boyfriend, Papoose, but the ceremony was broken up before it could even get started after her husband-to-be was found to be carrying a key used to unlook handcuffs. Nice try, Papoose! Her man was kicked out of Riker’s and is not allowed to return for six months. But not to worry – Remy’s gonna be there for plenty of time, he’ll get his visit! The rapper was just sentenced to eight years in jail for “assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion.”
Remy, who is just 26, apparently sobbed as the sentence was read and told the judge, “I’m not a thug. … I’m not a hard-core anything, I have feelings. I’m a wife, mother, daughter, big sister.” She plans to appeal the verdict and wed Papoose. Let’s hope she succeeds with both. [VH1 News]
I’m not turned on, and neither is her husband, from the look of things. Is there anything less sexy than trying to hard? Blergh.