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Tony Romo Mocks Jessica’s Sex Skills

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Ugh. Maybe this is why Carrie Underwood wanted nothing to do with Tony Romo. The football star was reportedly busy mocking Jessica Simpson‘s bedroom skills to all his friends on the same weekend that he was telling everyone the Texas twosome was dunzo. A Windy City spy reported exclusively to The Superficial that, “Tony Romo was in town, and he was bar hopping with some buddies of his from Chicago. He had the nerve to put Jessica on speakerphone and talk about their sex life with all his guys listening and laughing at her. Not only is this girl dumb, but she is completely self conscious about her bedroom skills. After a few too many drinks, he told everyone he and Jessica are over.”

Gross gross gross. Is respecting women that hard for guys these days? As crazy as Tom Cruise is, at least he’s pretty good at treating his wife right (when not dragging her around by the arm).

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Diddy Gets All Cuddly with Cassie

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Well look what we have here. Diddy, embracing Cassie from behind while spending Mother’s Day together in Central Park (peep the pics HERE!). The couple looks cozy – very cozy – as they watch a street performer together. Rumors have long swirled about these two and Diddy‘s a (very) single dude, so can’t he cuddle with whoever he wants? We’re sure Kim Porter was just fine on Mother’s Day without her ex hanging around, thank you very much. [ G Style via ConcreteLoop]

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Britney Plays Bumper Cars

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It’s the same old story.

The characters: Britney Spears, a Ford Explorer.

The scene: a red light at Sunset Boulevard.

The stupidity: BritBrit stepped on the gas in her Mercedes, railing into the back of the Explorer.

The outcome: After the accident Brit didn’t even speak to the lady she hit – her bodyguard did all the dirty work! Typical. No charges were pressed with the police, so BritBrit goes home lucky – for now.? [TMZ]

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Mimi & Nick Celebrate Wedding, Maybe Baby?!

mariah.jpgAwwww. These two are still so adorable together! How long will that last? Nick Cannon rented out a Six Flags last night as a surprise to his sweetie, who rolled up to the amusement park in a black Rolls Royce. Inside was a party of super famous friends celebrating their recent spontaneous nuptials. The bash was allegedly supposed to go until midnight, and included Will Smith and Stevie Wonder on the guest list. But perhaps they were also celebrating a new addition to their (also new) family? Mariah and Nick are already supposedly creating a nursery, and one of the singer’s assistants called up fancy baby boutique Petit Tresor and asked about fabric samples featuring butterflies! Ohhhhh, it’s a sign! [NYDN]

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Sneak Peek: Coldplay’s “Violet Hill” Video

Last week, Coldplay let you download their new single “Violet Hill” for free, and now we’ve got a sneak peek of the video. Watch the band play boy soldiers in their triumphant return to rock. Check back here next Monday to watch the full length video from the heart-sleeved rockers.

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: LiLo’s Love Bite

lindsaysam.jpgLindsay Lohan‘s BFF Sam Ronson has a hickey. Are those LiLo’s lip prints we see? [Gawker]

Pete Doherty tried to kill his cat while high. PETA protesters, activate! [Seriously? OMG!]

Tony Romo got smart like the rest of us and dumped Jessica Simpson. [I'mNotObsessed]

Awww, the Jolie-Pitts are cute and cuddly. [DListed]

Anne Hathaway‘s creepy boyfriend not going to jail – yet. [ICYDK]

Britney and Jamie-Lynn master the trashy look. [IDLYITW]

When did Kelly Rowland move to London? [Bossip]

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Remy Ma’s Wedding Busted, Gets Eight Years in Jail

remyma.jpgRemy Ma was all set yesterday to marry her boyfriend, Papoose, but the ceremony was broken up before it could even get started after her husband-to-be was found to be carrying a key used to unlook handcuffs. Nice try, Papoose! Her man was kicked out of Riker’s and is not allowed to return for six months. But not to worry – Remy’s gonna be there for plenty of time, he’ll get his visit! The rapper was just sentenced to eight years in jail for “assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion.”

Remy, who is just 26, apparently sobbed as the sentence was read and told the judge, “I’m not a thug. … I’m not a hard-core anything, I have feelings. I’m a wife, mother, daughter, big sister.” She plans to appeal the verdict and wed Papoose. Let’s hope she succeeds with both. [VH1 News]

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Brooke Hogan Vows to Reveal Truth About Jailed Bro

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Got a brother in jail and want the world to hear your rant about it? Myspace, baby! Brooke Hogan took to her home on the web to rattle on about her brother Nick’s recent trial, which resulted in 8 months jail time. The post has since been taken down, but luckily we’ve got the whole thing right here:

I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I’m really pissed that the truth didn’t come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn’t from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough?. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn’t start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I’m starting to figure it out. And I’m gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don’t understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He’s not “NICK HOGAN.” AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…

There you have it! Brooke later replaced the lengthy post with one simple line: “I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later.”

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Mariah and Nick to Marry Again?!?!

mimiNick Cannon and Mariah Carey just got hitched, but they’re already planning their next wedding — to one another, natch. Mimi’s been making the rounds chatting about her recent nuptials (she just told Oprah about her “Mrs. Cannon” tat), and today, she’s telling Ellen about the couple’s future plans for…more weddings.

“His plan is to have one [wedding] every year,” Mariah says of her new hubby, which is a great plan if you’re married to the top-selling female recording artist who’s got so much money, she flew her dog first class.

In addition to all those weddings, the couple are also planning on having children. Yesterday, Nick’s half-brother Reuben (who will surely be barred from talking to the press from here on out) said that the couple “definitely wants kids,” but that “both of their careers are crazy right now.” Mariah’s busy being Mariah, and Nick’s busy following her around.