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Amy Winehouse No Good at Rehab

amywinehouse081607.jpgYou’d think with that giant beehive on her head, she’d be easy to spot, but Amy Winehouse has been rumored this week to be everywhere from hotels in the UK to rehab in America. Luckily she’s finally turned up in North London, but only after she completed less than two days at a UK rehab spot. Now the singer is apparently on her way to have a brain scan, after a doctor suggested that the seizure (say what?!) she had during her overdose might have been epilepsy. Her departure from the treatment facility has so pissed off her dad that he’s reportedly seeing a restraining order against her husband, who wanted her home. This is just like Britney’s old drama – but with a crazier hairdo and some actual talent. [The Sun. Image: Getty]

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Thursday: Lindsay Discovered in Utah; Britney’s Beatings Caught on Tape

lindsay081607.jpgNicole Stays Healthy for Baby
The starlet showed off her baby belly as she hit up the gym in NYC, where she worked out and drank lots of water. Baby does a body good, we guess! [Star]

Jessica Biel Shows Skin on Screen
In her new movie, which co-stars Forrest Whitaker, Jess plays a stripper trying to raise money for her terminally ill son. Oscar buzz makes nudity totally fine. [Us Weekly]

Lindsay Spotted Tanning in Utah
The first post-car chase pic of the troubled starlet has finally surfaced, showing Lindsay doing – what else – leaving rehab, this time to go tanning. What – you didn’t know orange skin cures addiction?? [TMZ]
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Foxy Brown Arrested for Kicking More Ass

Busted!Foxy Brown seriously loves a good beat-down – it seems to be all the former hip hop star does this days. Unfortunately for Foxy, the ass-kicking party has come to an end, at least for a short while. The rapper turned herself into police yesterday after a neighbor pressed charges accusing Foxy of smacking her in the face with her Blackberry during an argument on July 30. Naomi Campbell would be so proud. The charges? Felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon. Yeesh. Her victim apparently suffered a swollen eye and lip and almost lost some teeth. Damn – how big is her Blackberry?

Foxy’ll be back in court on September 25th. What kind of punishment do you think the star deserves? [TMZ. Image: Getty]

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Evan Rachel Wood Hates Her Parents, Part 3

woodmanson081507.jpgEvan Rachel Wood was once so normal, so “regular ol’ boring blond actress,” before she ventured into the darkness and started dating a man twice her age. Wood spoke out recently to GQ about her love affair with Marilyn Manson, and she sounds just like every other rebellious nineteen year old who’s crazy in love – just that she’s doing it with an creepy rocker dude in tight pants, lipstick and weird contact lenses.

On making the music video for Manson’s song “Heart-Shaped Glasses,” which features the couple knocking boots – or pretending really well: “We made it for each other. I just wanted to show that it?s okay to have different, weird ideas about romance. At the end of the video, we?re kissing and it?s raining blood?and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life.”

On the choices she’s making in her life: “I?m really just being me and growing up. And I?m sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?” [Us Weekly. Image: Getty]

Errrr…We don’t want you to do anything. Sorry to bug you, Miss Sassy Pants. We’re just gonna go wander outside now and wait for it to start raining blood.

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Hottie of the Week: Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens is Our Hottie!Vanessa Hudgens is the adorable and stunningly beautiful star at the center of Disney’s massively popular made for TV movie, High School Musical. If you been living under a rock, in a hole, or on another planet and have yet to experience Vanessa as the shy math nerd turned school play star Gabriella, not to worry. High School Musical 2 debuts this Friday night and is sure to make her pretty face a permanent fixture on the walls and in the hearts of teens (okay, and adults) across the country.

Vanessa overload is only just beginning – the nineteen-year old’s first album dropped last fall and she’s just recently been made the latest face of Neutrogena. It seems only fitting that we crown this natural beauty with killer talent our Hottie of the Week.

See Vanessa’s beauty up close by clicking these pics:

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Jesse Desperate To Sing?

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UK’s Now magazine is reporting that Jesse Metcalfe is set to make beautiful music by reinventing himself as a singer. He does, after all know how to handle a guitar. The rag quotes Jesse as saying:

People are going to be shocked by my first album. It’s going to reveal my unseen mature side and I’ve even co-written some of the songs…I think I could be the next James Blunt.

The “unseen mature side” bit proves that this is either fabricated (who says that about himself?!?) or that Jesse’s subscribing to his own hype (a douche says that about himself, that’s who). The “next James Blunt” thing adds to the douchieness — he knows he’s the next Clay Aiken, he’s just too shy to say it. [Now]

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Fiddy Believes That Children Are Our Future

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50 Cent has his eyes on the future and he thinks R&B youngins Ciara and Chris Brown will lead us there. That probably means we all have to start taking dance lessons, right? If you can’t 1-2 step or grab your crotch like Michael Jackson, your ass will be left behind. Anyway, 50 says:

They came at me about doing ["Can't Leave 'Em Alone" with Ciara] and I heard the joint. It was before her album came out and I was thinking that she?s the future of R&B. People love Beyonc?, but look at how long she?s been around! I think that she?s dope, though. But I?m about the future of the business and her [Ciara] and Chris Brown are just that. They?re going to be the best things out in a lil? bit. But as far as what people think between me and her, man…[laughs], the video did that.

This is mostly notable because 50 Cent is actually saying something nice about someone else (two someones, even!). I thought there was a bullet lodged in the section of his brain responsible for compliments. He’s always so full of surprises! [HipHopDX.com]

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Britney Sleeps with Women, Hates Her Kids

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If you’re in Britney overload, don’t worry – we feel your pain like a bad set of hair extenstions. She’s on the cover of practically every gossip magazine this week and according to the tabloids is doing everything from hitting on Jenna Jameson to guzzling Jameson in front of her kids. If you’re keeping tabs, here’s a list of all the Brit rumors circulating this morning.

  • Britney and her ex-assistant Shannon Funk (recently subpoenaed by K-Fed) are/were lesbian lovers
  • Brit asked nannies to sleep in her bed with her and her baby
  • She drinks to loosen up and boozes until she ends up drunk in front of her kids
  • Stripping in front of visitors and nannies is a daily habit
  • The mom of two has told her kids they were mistakes. Sadly they’re too young to understand what the hell she said, especially because her speech was most likely slurred.
  • The starlet is planning a performance comeback at the MTV VMAs next month.
  • Brit is applying to be on Flavor of Love 3. Yeah, we’re just kidding, but wouldn’t that be so effing awesome?! Her Flav name would probably be something like CrazzeeMamma or Weaviee.

[DListed, OK!, Popbytes, NY Daily News, Us Weekly, Life&Style.]

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Wednesday: Justin and Jessica Moving In Together; Brangelina’s Baby Shopping

jt081507.jpgJustin and Jessica Playing House?
The cute couple are supposedly ready to take the plunge and share a house. Get ready for baby bump watch to start in a week or two! [Life and Style]

Lindsay Sued by Car Chase Victim
A passenger in the car Linds chased last month is suing the actress. Funny how she starred in a movie about some girl with no luck, and now she has none. Karma’s a bitch to bitches! [TMZ]

Paris Parties for a Price
The heiress and her little sis are apparently shopping around their services as party hosts to Las Vegas clubs, for a price of $500,000. We didn’t realize Paris’ wallet counted as a charity. [NY Post]

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Lohan’s Ta-Tas: “A Really Big Hit”

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When in doubt, go with the sexy photo spread, right? Maxim is about to drop a new issue that features some kootchie-koo shots of Lindsay “The Black Kid Was Driving” Lohan. Somewhere in between taking the pictures, the mag’s journalists found time to get some quotes, and yes, the juiciest of ‘em is now out there making the rounds on the InterWeb.

Which part of your body garners the most attention?
My breasts have been a really big hit?

We’re wondering if that’s a leftover quote from some old Jessica Simpson chat, but I guess we’ll find out what comes after the ellipses when the mag streets next Tuesday.

One thing’s certain. Old Firecrotch looks better in that white thingee than she did on her darkest day.

Think there’s any chance Lohan will still be looking sexy after her stint in dry-out camp?

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