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Celebs Set Bizarre World Records

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Tommy Lee got up to a different kind of mischief in the skies recently. Undoubtedly already a member of the Mile High Club, Mr. Lee commissioned the first ever tattoo administered at a high altitude. The Motley Crue drummer had a peacock tattooed on his thigh for the entirety of a five hour flight. Ouch.

With this, and the recent news that Fall Out Boy were attempting to play a concert on every continent to get into the Guinness Book of World Records, it got us thinking about some of the other records that celebs have already set, whether Guinness acknowledges them or not.

mariah1.jpg Mariah Carey — Shortest Skirts Worn on Stage

paula_abdul.jpg Paula Abdul — Most Unintelligible Sentences Strung Together During a Live Television Broadcast

britney1.jpg Britney Spears — Most Hours Spent Driving Around In A Car (officials have to check, but Spears is suspected to have logged the circumference of the earth three times in mileage)

heidi_spencer.jpg Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt — Most Shameless and Exploitive Usage of Children, Animals and Holidays for Self-Promotion

kanye.jpg Kanye West — Most Humble Artist

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American Idol: It’s Over, Chikezie

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With over 30 million votes cast, last night we saw one of our top 10 American Idol finalists go home. But in true Idol fashion, before the loser was revealed, every contestant was subject to some mild humiliation. In between promotions for their corporate sponsors, we saw a surprising bottom three get ?sent to the stools? (ew?), as well as some neat ads from their corporate sponsors and tax-deductible contributions. Light-hearted phone-in questions and a guest visit from former Idol contestant Kimberly Locke did little to quell the bubbling paranoia and anxiety amongst our final 10 as they counted down to the moment of elimination. Let?s take a look:

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by (@katespencer)

Thursday: Heidi’s Lookin’ for Clones

heidimontag.jpgHeidi Montag Searching for Model Lookalikes
Are you blond and made of plastic? If so, you could be a model for Heidi’s new fashion line!? [Us]

Carrie Underwood Boots her Gossip Girl Guy
Honestly, who really wants to date a guy named Chace Crawford anyway?? [Us]

Britney Gets her Choppers Whitened
Now all she needs to do is stop smoking, cut her hair and get rid of those stained dresses and she’ll be in almost great shape! [PopSugar]

Angie?s Unborn Babies Worth $10 Mill
They’re not even born yet, but already these babies are raking it in thanks to the big bucks offered for photos.? [NYPost]

Robin Williams and Wife Split
After 19 years, she finally got sick of all his jokes and weird faces.? We understand. [Us]

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DUI in CAL: Richie Sambora Busted

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It was a rough ride for Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora last night. The Jersey boy was driving a lost highway in L.A. when the cops pulled him over for swerving erratically in his black Hummer. When they found that the rocker couldn’t pass field sobriety tests, they carted him away. Three women, one of whom was Sambora’s 10-year-old daughter, Ava, were in the car at the time. The 48-year-old has had both alcoholic and romantic woes of late. He was in and out of rehab in 2007, and has gone through breakups with wife Heather Locklear and girlfriend Denise Richards.

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George Michael and Mary J. Cover Stevie

What’s better than a George Michael and Mary J. Blige duet on Stevie Wonder‘s magnificent “As”? How about hundreds of Georges and Marys hanging out in a club, singing Stevie Wonder’s “As.” That’s right — in this duet, never before available in the US, Mary and George are dressed in their best, getting down on the dancefloor. Want to give the tune another listen? Don’t forget we’re streaming George’s brand new TwentyFive an entire week before its release. Enjoy!

by (@katespencer)

Usher’s Wife: Video Sabotage!

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Uh oh – all was peaceful after their baby was born, but Mrs. Usher is back and churning up the drama all over again. Tameka Foster, who married Usher this fall, was allegedly very unhappy that her man handpicked singer/songwriter hottie Keri Hilson to play his love interest in the video for his new song “Love in the Club.” A spy on set revealed that “Tameka is very insecure. Even in rehearsals she was weird and clearly not happy that Keri is so gorgeous. Tameka threw a lot of attitude.”

She even went so far as to uglify Keri (and possibly risk the hotness of her hubby’s video) by dressing her down and not allowing her to bring her hairdresser on set. “The day of the shoot, Tameka dressed Keri very badly – she looked like an extra,” revealed the source. Tameka also apparently banned Usher’s longtime choreographer from the video set, and she’s had strained relations with his mom in the past as well. How long is it gonna take for Usher to notice that she might be, uh, isolating him out of her own insecurities?? [NYP]

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American Idol: Archuleta On His Way Home?

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Last night on American Idol we heard songs written in our top ten contestant?s respective birth years. Despite Paula?s festive sequined and satin gloved ensemble, the tone of the evening was more ?couldn?t care less? than ?party dress.? A cranky Randy was harder on the contestants than ever, matching Simon?s pessimism in response to a string of blas? performances. Thankfully, David Cook was able to save the snoozefest, giving a maybe-pregnant Carly Smithson and a maybe-not-as-talented-as-we-once-thought David Archuleta a run for their money.

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by (@katespencer)

Wednesday: Wino Waves Goodbye to London

winehouse.jpgAmy Winehouse Off to African Rehab
Detox in the UK didn’t work, so why not try a totally new continent?! [TheSun]

Jamie Lynn Spears: 16, Pregnant & Engaged
Brit’s sis has been showing off her engagement ring given to her by her 18-year old BF Casey. At least she didn’t have to buy it for herself, like some people we/she knows. [People]

Is Ryan Phillipe Jealous of Jake G?
The actor speaks out about his wife’s currently relationship with super-hottie Jake Gyllenhaal. We think he’s probably more jealous of Jake’s career than he is of him dating Reese. [Us]

Paparazzi Breaks up with Brit
Photogs are sick of Brit and have moved on to Miley. We have a hunch that the feeling’s mutual. [NYDN]

Shiloh and Suri ? 2 Years Later

Wow Shiloh and Suri have had more exciting lives in 2 years than we’ve had in 30. Is it too soon to call them jerks? [Ok!]

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Key to Snoop’s Success: Sex, Weed and Fighting

Snoop DoggIt seems like Snoop Dogg strolls down every red carpet that is rolled out in every corner of the world, not to mention he just taped a new Storytellers for VH1. (Coming Friday: a sneak peek and exclusive online clip.) How did the rapper/actor become such a pop culture fixture? To answer this question is to lay out a blueprint for struggling artists and actors everywhere.

Some might believe Snoop is so ubiquitous because he’s sold millions of albums. This is not the case. There’s plenty of multi-platinum selling rappers that aren’t household names. Others believe Snoop’s fame comes from hustling. Pimp C hustled. Was he invited to red carpet events around the world?

The answer, I believe, lies in Snoop’s face — his bold, cinematic face. When Snoop scowls, the paparazzi goes crazy. His meanly-contorted face, backed up by run-ins with the law, adds a sense of danger and excitement to otherwise drab events. But in order to emulate Snoop, it’s critical to understand what drives those theatrical expressions.

To this end, I spent hours studying hundreds of Snoop Dogg photographs. At first I was bewildered, reading emotions into his face that simply aren’t there, including self-doubt, happiness and remorsefulness. You see, Snoop has three — and only three — thoughts that drive each and every look on his face. (Although sometimes they cross over with one another, producing facial contortions that are slightly harder to interpret.) If you are a wannabe pop star or actor, then think about one of the following lines whenever you’re in front of a camera. Like Snoop, you might end up with the career of your dreams.

Snoop Dogg’s Three Thoughts:

1. I’m About to F*ck You Up

2. You Gonna Get It, Doggystyle

3. Bitch, Roll Me Another Blunt

To prove my point, I’ve paired 16 images with Snoop’s thoughts at the time of each shot.

“I’m About to F*ck You Up” and “Bitch, Roll Me Another Blunt”

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“I’m About to F*ck You Up”

Snoop: ?I?m About to F*ck You Up?

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by (@katespencer)

Diddy Thinks You’ve Got Bitchassness

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Diddy has added his touch to the English language with his new word, “bitchassness.” Say that a couple of times and it’ll roll off your tongue all nice and easy. Bitchassness apparently grew out of some less than appealing behavior displayed on the mogul’s Making the Band show, and while we’re not totes sure what it means, we’re obsessed (and think we probably have a case of it ourselves). We could simply just Google the word to try to figure out it’s exact Diddy-definition, but we thought it’d be more fun to poll some peeps and see what they come up with. Check out their answers below, and be sure to drop it into every sentence you say. Your mom will love it! [Hollyscoop]

Bitchassness \bitch-aahs-niss\, noun/verb/whatever you want it to be.

  1. Guess #1: having the nature of being a bitchass punk.
  2. Guess #2: an ass with a little bit of sass.
  3. Guess #3: acting exceedingly lame.
  4. Guess #4 (from huge fan of MTB who’s in the know): not pulling your weight and still acting like you’re hot shit.