This weekend the NY Post alleged that the car crash queen arrived in Long Island on Friday to lie low at her mom’s house. Dad Michael blabbed, “She’s here and in a good place, and I hope our family is reunited to bring Lindsay back the stability she needs.”
Yet a source for Us Weekly tells the mag that Lindsay is nowhere near the East Coast, and Entertainment Tonight claims the starlet is receiving treatment at the Cirque Lodge in Utah, former hangout of Mary-Kate Olsen. Lindsay’s rep added no useful info to the search for the troubled actress, telling Us, “It would be counterproductive to the medical treatment she’s receiving to release Lindsay’s whereabouts at this time.”
But maybe Lindsay isn’t in Utah at all! Why she could be hiding in a pile of Paris Hilton‘s dogs, working as Britney’s new assistant, catching snakes for Gwyneth Paltrow‘s fancy skin cream or cooking up Nicole Richie‘s hourly meals! Where do YOU think the starlet is hiding out? Is she actually on her way to getting better, or is LiLo destined to ruin the fender on another Mercedes in a month or so? [NY Post, ET, Us Weekly. Image: Getty]
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Eddie Says He?s Supporting His Baby
The actor’s rep has released a statement claiming that he is paying child support for his baby daughter Angel, who Murphy still says was unplanned. [People]
Madonna: Malawi Adoption Hits Snag
Her adopted baby David is still not technically her son, as red tape continues to prevent Malawian officials from signing off on the adoption. [E Online]
Reese and Ryan Rekindle Romance?
The recent exes may be attempting to make their marriage work, as the pair have been spotted exercising and lunching together. Do it for the kids! [NY Post]
Lindsay Lohan can’t catch a break right now, even though she’s nowhere to be found. Rumored to be holed up in some California rehab facility (let’s hope this is true) the famous firecrotch is set to make at least one appearance this month – on the cover of the September issue of Elle, which is out next week. In an interview inside the mag, done on May 24th, Linds is all talk. The starlet said of the paparazzi,”They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”
Responsible enough to then drive drunk and crash her car into a curb 36 hours after the interview was done. Sometimes, timing’s a bitch, eh Linds? Karma, too. The photoshoot for the Elle cover was just as disastrous, after the starlet apparently tried pocket some expensive Louis Vuitton goodies that had been sent over from the designer for the shoot. A source revealed, “Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them.”
Come on, Lindsay was probably just trying to grab the designer duds to donate to the Salvation Army! She’s a total angel – just with a booze problem and big pockets.
What do YOU think – are Lindsay’s bad habits gonna bring her down or can the Mean Girl bounce back? [NY Daily News, NY Post / Booking Photo]
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Lauryn Hill delivers her best performance since the 1999 Grammy Awards (remember when she actually made good music?) in a video recently uploaded to YouTube, and she doesn’t sing a note. For almost 15 minutes Lauryn, who’s rocking a bag-lady-does-Oprah look, mugs (see above), uses the phrase “Western paradigm,” and rambles about her career and fame. She does this all in a borderline belligerent manner that totally reminds me of a pre-zonked Whitney Houston, Newport-nasty voice and all. Oh, and adding to the weirdness, the interviewer facilitating Lauryn’s chatter is none other than the sister of Technotronic rapper Ya Kid K. I know! Lauryn, it would seem, is at the tipping point and it’s freakin’ genius. It’s soooooo good to have her back.
Watch the video and read some of the best, most self-important quotes from it after the jump:
If the Darth Vader remix of “Chocolate Rain” didn’t take it to the level you like, Mr John Mayer and Mr. Sharrod Small have an update. The guys bust the quacky InterWeb hit out of Tay Zonday‘s basso profundo register and put a little falsetto on it. Good clean fun. Though we’re still not sure that we forgive Mayer for his equestrian romancing (scroll down past Alicia).
Time for Eddie Murphy to watch his back! His ex-wife Nicole and ex-girlfriend Melanie Brown just happened to have a lunch date with each other yesterday at the most photographed celeb hangout in LA – The Ivy. In what was surely a calculated move, the babymamas brought along Zahra, Eddie’s youngest daughter from his first marriage, and Angel, his baby daughter with the Spice Girl. The meet and greet and eat came just a day after Mel and her lawyer announced that they were suing Eddie’s butt for some child support cash. It’s serious business when the exes join forces to gang up on a former flame, so Eddie better look out. There’s no underestimating the strength of GIRL POWER! [People. Images: Getty]
In the August issue of Sister 2 Sister, (aka, the best magazine evarrrrr!) 50 Cent touches on his years-old beef with Lil’ Kim. He clears the air about as well as an AK-47, first proclaiming that there isn’t any beef and then proceeding to insult her. He’s always into something! Says Fiddy:
“I don’t have beef with her. She just had bad people around her. I think when a woman presents herself as a woman, she deserves special treatment. And then when she get beside — when it’s, ‘F*** that!’ then it gets different. Then I start feeling like she’s a man. So she gets the same treatment that you would treat a guy that was being disrespectful.“
50 never reveals exactly what that “treatment” is, and interviewtrix Jamie Foster Brown doesn’t ask. Maybe she was too scared to? [Sister 2 Sister / Image credit: Getty]
Apparently Tim McGraw has got that “special something” that drives fans to totally violate his personal space. Earlier this week video surfaced of a lady-fan grabbing his junk (followed by a serious verbal beatdown from his wife Faith Hill), and now there’s a new clip of an audience member accidentally grabbing a ring off his hand during a concert. Tim, like his wife, doesn’t stand for it, and stops singing to continuously demand his jewels back. Maybe McGraw needs to put up some sort of barrier between himself and the audience when he performs – that’ll give Faith some time to teach ‘em all about class!
Pics: Rihanna heats up Maxim Cover
You might need an umbrella to shade yourself from the hotness of these new Rihanna pics, taken for the German issue of Maxim. [Just Jared]
Nicole: Headed to Paris? Jailhouse
The Lynwood Jail is just like Chateau Marmont – full of celebs who have done naughty things! It’s a good thing Paris and Nicole are used to sharing everything – clothes, boys, and now jail cells. [NY Daily News]
Jessica Simpson Can?t Get a Date
Even though she has the hot blond thing down, Jessica Simpson can’t find a date and is turning to a professional matchmaker for help. Somewhere Nick and Vanessa are laughing. [Life and Style]
Wow. This week’s covers of Life & Style and Us Weekly are practically identical. Who knew Sean and Jayden were old enough to say “Mama,” much less command help? And just what are the tots so upset about? According to US, Britney shoves bottles of juice in her babies’ mouths, causing some major teeth yellowin’. Brit’s solution? A source alleges that the pop star, “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid?s teeth!”
Life & Style’s report is no better. Apparently Brit chain smokes in front of her boys, and “when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, she?ll actually turn to Sean and say, ?Baby, where are Mama?s lollipops??” says a source. “Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.”
Give these kids to K-Fed! Hell, give them to that other dude Britney married in Vegas back in 2004. Brit’s not yet a girl, a woman, or a good mother. These two boys are gonna be the Nick and Aaron Carters of 2025, complete with tribal arm band tattoos and a reality TV show. Thanks Mommy! [Images: Us Weekly, Life & Style]