You know how you know when someone is pregnant? When they tell you (or ya know, when they pop a baby out after nine months). But of course the NY Daily News can’t stop speculating about what’s going on in Ashlee Simpson‘s still-flat belly, so they’ve moved north to her breasts. “Possibly pregnant Ashlee Simpson did little to squash baby rumors when she recently flaunted a chest that could rival her big sis Jessica’s,” the rag gushed today.
Her rep chalked it up to a “great bra,” but we chalk it up to serious desperation on behalf of the newspaper. Next time do a little research – her boobs looked bigger in 2007! [Sidenote: Ash is rumored to be getting married to Pete Wentz next week - we can't wait to analyze her wedding dress breasts.]
Listen up. You look REALLY good in this video clip from your second stint on How I Met Your Mother. We’re talking pre-Federline good. Now that’s something! So could you please hire whoever is styling you on set and bring them home to your Beverly Hills lair and pay them loads of cash to help you look this good as you parade to the dance studio everyday? Trust us – this is the best advice you’ve gotten since your parents told you to get rid of Sam Lutfi, and your hair will look infinitely better than it does now.
We have no idea why LiLo continues to insist on having a singing career. It’s not like she’s actually very good at singing, nor does she have any fans. So basically the whole thing is glorified karaoke, done solely to massage Lindsay’s ego. Fine. But couldn’t she have at least picked a better song to drop from her new album? Listen to her new track “Bossy” and let us know if you’re down with the tune or think it’s rough on the ears. Ne-Yo wrote the track, and described it as “a song for Lindsay Lohan that people were gonna take seriously.”Seriously? We think not.
Whoops, Wino did it again. That crack habit just keeps getting her in trouble with the police. [DListed]
Kelly Osbourne looks really hot when she’s plastered and unable to walk. [Seriously? OMG!]
Christina Milian says Nick Cannon‘s a big ol’ cheater. [I'mNotObsessed]
Madonna brought a female fan on-stage last night and kissed her, which is like the tamest thing she’s done in years. Not shocked! [CelebSlam]
Britney wore a dress from 2001 to Jamie-Lynn‘s baby shower. But at least she’s smiling! [ICYDK]
Barbara Walters and Star Jones are feuding; and no one under 80 cares. [Us]
Oprah loves to talk, so today she’s blabbing all about Mariah and Nick‘s wedding on her show. O even snagged some wedding pics for us to peep and reveals that Mariah got a “Mrs. Cannon” tat on her back before they were married. Spontaneous indeed! It’s rumored that Mimi might show up on the show today to dish her own dirt, but until then here’s a clip of the chatter, featuring our fave gal pal Gayle King, as well as famous spouses Mark Consuelos (married to Kelly Ripa) and Alexandra Wentworth (who calls George Stephanopoulos her hubby).
Let’s start by saying congrats to Dina Lohan for winning the “Long Island Top Mom” award last night, and follow with a hearty WTF to the people that nominated her.
TOP MOM and Dina Lohan in the same sentence?
Words truly escape us. Dina seems to think she deserved the award (she showed up with her 82-year old mom in tow) and claimed to gawking photogs that she’s never partied with her mini-me Lindsay, ever. Note to Dina – getting hammered with your kid counts as partying! MamaLo also offered up this tidbit of advice that she often provides Lindsay – moms aspiring to destroy their tots with reality show work and rehab should pay attention! “Just to be honest and to stay morally correct,” she said. “And listen to your mother.” [Newsday]
There she is, our beautiful, spontaneous bride. We must admit, we’re WAY more into her recent wedding outfit than the contraption she wore when she walked down the aisle in 1993 with Tommy Mottola. People‘s got the inside scoop on the nuptials, and Mimi told the mag that she and Nick “are soulmates. ” I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me,” she elaborated.
From the looks of things in that bottom pic at the beach, it looks like they are definitely “mates” of some kind. Congrats Mariah and Nick! Or should we call you Marick?
Scarlett Johansson, 23, confirmed her engagement to her hunky older boyfriend Ryan Reynolds this weekend, and girlfriend has the ring to prove it! In honor of all the celebs who love to jump on the wedding bandwagon, we’ve picked our fifteen favorite rocks gracing the fingers of famous ladies these days. Check ‘em out ASAP – the way things go in La La Land, they’ll be divorced before you can get a good look at their bling. Right, Jen Aniston?
From left: Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Ashlee Simpson, Adrianne Curry, Heidi Montag, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Katherine Heigl, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, and Amy Winehouse.
Chris Brown went a little nuts protecting his precious Rihanna over the weekend, after a Florida photographer got too close with his camera. The drama took place as the couple was leaving the Kiss, Kiss crooner’s private b-day party, when Chris got pissed at the pap for snapping a pic and chased the guy away. His bodyguards also allegedly battled with the photog, and he is alleging that they knocked him to the ground and took his $3000 camera.
We’d say Chris’ defense was a little much – after all, he and Rihanna are just “friends!” But perhaps he went so ballistic because he was protecting his girlfriend. Even though they insist they’re not a couple, no one’s buying it, and Rihanna came pretty close to admitting their relationship truth in an interview with Elle. ” ?We?ve always been friends,” she cooed about Chris. “But we?re very close now.?
Sure sounds like it!
Recently, Gavin DeGraw stopped by our offices to play a few of the hits off his brand new album Gavin DeGraw, out today. The hat-lovin’ troubadour dropped a heap of soul in the middle of our days when he played first single “In Love With A Girl” and “Cheated On Me.” Check out DeGraw’s pipes, as well as his witty banter, above and after the jump.