Gossip Break: Spencer’s Sex Tape Obsessed

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spencer.jpgAmy Winehouse was arrested for assault! They tried to make her go to jail and she said, “I don’t really have a choice.” [CelebSlam]

Angelina Jolie blows minds, wears yellow. Now she’s really making a difference in the world. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Spencer Pratt swears there is a Lauren Conrad sex tape, and says he’ll take a lie detector to prove it. Who still cares besides him and LC anyway? [Us]

Paris and Benji ran over a photog. How very “Britney” of them – let’s hope they start wearing pink wigs and running red lights asap! [DListed]

We’re already sick of Ashlee Simpson‘s baby, and it technically doesn’t even exist yet. [Us]

Mariah’s Lip Synching – From Obvious to Painfully Obvious

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The clip above comes from Mariah Carey’s performance on today’s episode of Good Morning America, and it shows an Ashlee Simpson-level snafu. At the start of her “Touch My Body” performance, her backing track comes in too early. And then a second backing track, so that the song takes on a singing-in-the-round effect. Mariah plays it off without so much as a jig, and sings the rest mostly live. But then, after the bridge a particularly impassioned pre-recorded “Touch my body!” rings out, and Mariah coos to a backup singer, “Stop singing my parts, now baby!” Uh, isn’t singing your part exactly what backing tracks are supposed to do? [via ONTD]

Radiohead Coming To You From the Basement

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Before Radiohead embark on their massive world tour in support of their fantastic, industry-revolutionizing In Rainbows, they’ve got a very special evening planned. On May 3rd, VH1 will be airing Radiohead_In Rainbows_From The Basement, an intimate live performance the boys filmed in the studio. In addition to songs from In Rainbows, they’ll also be playing some of your other favorites. Check back on Monday, when we’ll have a sneak peek of what you can expect.

Gossip Break: Sex and the Fergie

by (@katespencer)

fergalicious.jpgFergie’s new song for the Sex and the City movie is crapalicious. Do you agree?? [DListed]

Good Charlotte hates Paris Hilton and wants their boy Benji to dump her bony butt. Our new fave band: Good Charlotte.? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Has first daughter Jenna Bush gotten too skinny? W’s little girl marries in May.? [Jezebel]

Denise Richards new reality TV show looks really depressing.? [CelebSlam]

We’re not totally sold on Kanye‘s fashion sense, though he clearly is.? [Concrete Loop]

Mimi Turns Empire State Building Pink

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Tomorrow evening, New York City is honoring hometown girl Mariah Carey by lighting up the Empire State Building lavender, pink and white (of course) to celebrate her latest chart-topping album E=MC2. For the entire weekend, the New York landmark will be lit up to celebrate the number one selling female artist of all time. We got to thinking about some other monuments that could be tweaked to honor Mimi. Take the jump to find out what else should get Mariah’d.

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American Idol: Carly Booted From Great White Way

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After Tuesday?s train wreck, how would the six Idol hopefuls fare? The musical theater songs of Sir Andrew Lord Webber, as the judges rightly noted, are more complex than most of the pop hits the contestants have so far taken on; the bigger voices carried the night, and the more musically adept performers seemed closest to making it to the next round. But how would America vote?

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Amy Winehouse Really Wants to Go to Jail

by (@katespencer)

amy.jpgWon’t someone please just arrest Amy Winehouse? It’s clearly what she wants in life, more than her husband, a hit album, Grammys, and her health. Last night Wino was out in foggy London-town getting hammered at a pub, and ended her night head-butting a fellow bar patron who was trying to hail her a cab home. She also allegedly punched another customer, did drugs in the street, made out with her male companion and overturned tables in the pub. A spy even claimed that Amy was screaming, “I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs.”

Officers are now officially investigating the incident(s), and Amy could very well be charged and arrested. So please, Scotland Yard, come on over and round up your girl. It’s what she wants most in this world. [The Sun]

J. Lo to Pimp Babies on Reality Show

by (@katespencer)

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J.Lo has millions upon billions of dollars from her perfume, clothing line and oh yeah – that acting and singing career she once had. So why the hell does she need – much less want – to do a reality TV show about motherhood? The TLC show is already in production and will document Lope’z daily struggles to juggle motherhood – ie: yelling at the nannies – with the launch of her new perfume. ?I?m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together,? says the momzilla. Yes, sharing the journey with a handful of viewers and the 40 servants who will really do all the “work” on the show will be SO exciting!

  • The amount J.Lo rakes in for her reality TV stint: $1.2 million (just a guess)
  • Screwing up your baby twins forever on national TV: priceless [People]