Brit’s Sis Already a Bad Girl

by (@katespencer)

jamielynn.jpgNow that Britney’s baby sister Jamie-Lynn is knocked up, sources are coming out and flinging some serious mud in the teen’s direction. We’ve watched enough Gossip Girl to know how vicious kids can be, but this stuff is downright dirty, which makes it that much more interesting. If these sources are telling the truth, Jamie-Lynn is already following in her sister’s dangerous footsteps. She’s got the partying and the promiscuity down, now all she needs is a couple of vag-flashes! Soon enough.

Accusation #1: Jamie-Lynn gets around
A source accuses J-L of getting busy with a few boys (in addition to her baby-daddy Casey Aldridge), saying, ?I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with ? or the last. There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.?

Accusation #2: She’s using her pregnancy as birth control
A different source allegedly spotted Jamie-Lynn trying to get with a guy (not her boyfriend Casey) with this pick-up line: “It’s cool; I’m pregnant. I can’t get pregnant again!?

Accusation #3: She took to the bottle to forget Britney
Even though she’s only 16, J-L is supposedly way beyond experimenting with booze. She’s drinking to forget about her family drama! ?Some people drink to have a good time,? revealed another underage spy. ?But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.? [MSNBC]

Thursday: Britney Talking to the Terminator

by (@katespencer)

britneyarnold.jpgJuvenile Busted with Weed
Remember him? He once wanted you to back that thing up, but maybe he was singing about a bong and not a butt. [Billboard]

Brit Begging Schwarzenegger to Help her Legal Case
Seriously, Sam Lutfi is allegedly calling the Gov to help Brit’s “cause.” She’s trying to make Cheetos the official junk food of Cali. [NYDN]

Is Katie Knocked Up Again?
The starlet was buying baby blankets so now people think she’s pregnant. Ya think maybe she’s just trying to hook J. Lo’s tots up with a gift or two? [MSNBC]

Pete Doherty Plays B-Day Bash for $200
Apparently the birthday girl is a big fan of the f*ck up. Hopefully his strapped-for-cash show also served as alesson for the kids on why NOT to do drugs. [NYP]

Kellie Pickler Advises Idols
Her advice – “stay away from mean people.” Sooo…don’t go on the show? [People]

Gossip Break: Britney’s Ball and Chain

by (@katespencer)

britney_married.jpg- Britney allegedly got married again in Mexico. Eh, who cares? On the Spears Crazy Scale, this is like a 3 out of 10. [Jezebel]

- Christina Aguilera loves her baby – and the money he’s making her. [DListed]

- LoLohan shoots another music video no one will watch. [x17]

- Beyonce disses Aretha Franklin. Diva-duel to come. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Justin Timberlake shows us what not to wear: man boots. [Just Jared]

- Kanye‘s probably obsessed with his own new video for “Flashing Lights,” featuring who else: Kanye. [SandraRose]

Wednesday: Fergie’s Belly Still Flat

by (@katespencer)

fergiepregnant.jpgGoodbye Writers Strike, Hello New Eps of 30 Rock!
OMFG, the strike is over! Now it’s time to find out when your fave shows will be back. Beware – there’s bad news ahead for Cavemen fans. [NYMag]

Mom Claims Fergie?s Not Preggers
But we’re not giving up that quickly – there are two many lady lump references left to make.? [Us]

Paris Parties for the People
The heiress celebrated her 27th birthday by flaunting her soon to be sagging body on some dancefloor, somewhere. Her routine is getting old – and so is she.? [NYP]

Britney & Mom Heal The Past Thru Shopping
The Spears women got together for some retail therapy at a Miss Sixty store. Britney’s been behaving for a few days now – could she really be on the mend mentally?? [People]

Mariah Wants You to Touch Her Body
Her new song dropped yesterday (the album’s on its way), and it sounds like Mimi’s horny for your love – or just your $9.99.? [DListed]

Name That Tune: Sex Songs Edition

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There’s one thing about February you can pretty much guarantee: when Valentines Day comes along the libido heads for the red zone. Appropriately, the conversation starts to tilt toward the nasty side of the street. All those sweet nothings are about something quite specific on 2/14, and they’ve got to do more with the boudoir than they do with a bouquet of flowers. We’re wondering if you know which tunes to play when you get upstairs, and we’re wondering if you can guess which lyrics of lust belong to which artists. Our new site can help you decipher the words to loads of songs. See if you can match all the dirty talk below to one of the singers pictured above. The answers are found after the jump. Click on the quote to see the full (sexy) song lyrics.

1. “If you’re liking what you’re tasting baby, let me know”

2. “Dive if you want to be a diver/wear a helmet with a light like an old gold miner”

3. “Don’t be ashamed of what you’ve got between those thighs, oh”

4. “For this body, so buttery brown and tantalizing/you would think I needed help.”

5. “You got me in a crazy position/if you’re on a mission, you’ve got my permission”

6. “I got a problem, I’m outta my mind over your body/women like you steal my control”

7. “Feel my rain come pourin’, soaking your lips’, baby…oooh”

8. “Your girl acting stank, then call me over/not on the bed, on the sofa/phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha.”

9. “You constantly seek me tonguing up and down on you/It’s time to pop your knees/it’s hot up in this peace”

10. “Maybe go to my place and kick just like Tae Bo/possibly bend you over, look back and watch me”

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Rihanna & Jay-Z: Lovers Spat On-Stage?

by (@katespencer)

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We tried to ignore this one, but the web is still buzzing about the alleged tiff between Rihanna and her mentor, Jay-Z, at the Grammy Awards on Sunday night. The whole thing appeared to go down right as the pair was heading on-stage to accept their award for their collaboration on “Umbrella.” After hugging it out in front of Beyonce (which fueled up those old fling rumors), Riri tried to drag Jay by the arm on-stage. He pulled away, she busted out some attitude, and they then awkwardly accepted their statue with the Jigga translating Rihanna’s speech (see pic above). Check out the video firsthand to see how it all went down. Photos of the two taken later in the night reveal two things – Rihanna was getting frisky with alleged boy toy Chris Brown, and she was lookin’ pretty pissed off at Jay.

So just what is going on here? From what we can gather:
- Jay-Z is pissed at RiRi for dragging him onstage like a manchild.
- Rihanna’s angry that Jay treated her like an idiot during her acceptance speech.
- Beyonce’s steamed that her man embraced his 19-year old prodigy right in front of her.
- The internet is desperate for their to be a sh*tload of drama between these three.

Meanwhile, Chris Brown is furious that we aren’t paying him and his smile more attention! Seriously guys – everyone needs to just kiss kiss and make up. Er, except Rihanna and Jay-Z. They can just shake hands.

[Images: Getty]

Winger On the Road: Then & Now

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As of Valentine?s Day, hair metal hell-raisers Winger are hitting the road in support of their brand-new Winger Live CD and DVD. We found out from lead singer (and band namesake) Kip Winger what we can expect from their latest trip out on the road. Check after the jump for the full interview, but here are a few hints in the meantime: no hitting on 20-year-olds, crunchy stuff, and a few surprise covers thrown into the band?s incendiary live show.

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Exclusive Interview: Making Babies With Janet Jackson

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Janet Jackson’s forthcoming album Discipline (out Feb. 26) is full of thumping club tracks, but since Valentine’s Day is upon us, we thought we’d slow it down for our exclusive chat with the diva. Below, we grill Janet on the slow and sexy jams (or, as they’re often referred to, baby-making songs) of her career, from the song that created the mold (“Funny How Time Flies (When You’re Having Fun)” from 1986′s Control), to the steamy title track of her new album. Nothing was off limits, both musically (album cuts, b-sides and chart smashes are all covered) and topically (since Janet’s baby-making songs tend to cover the subject of, well, making babies rather thoroughly). Things start to heat up down below…

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Britney Teaches Tots How to Grind

by (@katespencer)

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We’re not quite sure how this happened or who allowed it, but Britney Spears, fully decked out in fishnets, boots and not much else, led a group of little kids in an hour-long dance class yesterday at Millenium Dance Complex. Brit was there to rehearse moves for her upcoming music video, but somehow wound up teaching the tots, ages 4-7, moves to old school Madonna songs. But don’t go thinking she was having them hump the floor! The director of the dance complex reveals that she, “even played age-appropriate games in a circle, pretending to be a choo-choo train. Britney was just amazing with the kids and everyone ended up having a blast. At the end of the hour class, all the kids hugged Britney and she seemed very happy.”

We can’t help but let our heart strings be tugged a little. It’s the first time in months that Britney’s done something sweet (though still a little weird), and surely she’s missing her own sons. The starlet had so much fun teaching the kids that she may even turn the class into a weekly gig – which would be the most consistent thing she’s done in years. If this is true, we totally approve of parents forcing dance classes on their kids, just to bask in the Britney, er, glow.? [Us/People]