What’s in Britney Spears’ Bloodstream?

by (@katespencer)

druggiebritney.jpgThe judge in Britney’s custody case has ordered the new restrictions in her case to be put in place, meaning our girl’s gonna be attending those parenting classes real soon. Even better, Brit’s gotta get drug tested twice a week, and we can’t wait to see what they reveal. What could possibly be floating around in that girl’s bloodstream – besides, you know, all the drugs and booze she supposedly ingests?

  • Two tons of Starbucks Venti Java Chip Frappuccino
  • Seventeen liters of Clairol Nice n’ Easy Hair Dye in Natural Light Ash Blonde
  • A bottle’s worth of Fantasy by Britney Spears perfume
  • Cheetos resin
  • One fake nail chewed off five minutes before VMAs performance
  • Bit Bit the chihuahua
  • A couple of fedoras
  • Oh yeah, and a bunch of drugs

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Tuesday: Hayden Panettiere’s Potty Mouth

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The singer used to drive on the wrong side of the road and into oncoming traffic with her kids in the car. Those parenting classes sound more and more necessary. [NY Post]

Heroes Star Freaks Out for Fans
Hayden Panettiere may only be 18-years old but she drops F bombs like an old sailor, cursing out photogs who were crushing a small fan. Our hero! [TMZ]

Paris Takes Up with a Tourist
Her new boyfriend is a Swedish tourist visiting LA for the summer. Let’s hope he takes her home to meet his folks and she never returns.

Jake & Reese Back Together?
The most boring couple on earth can’t seem to decide if they want to be together or not. We’re too busy watching paint dry to even care. [E Online]

Charlie Sheen & Ex Battle Over Kids
They each want their kids, so they each accuse the other of being crazy. Your parents look like angels next to these two lunatics. [NYDN]

Rilo Kiley Rock VH1 Offices

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Missed Rilo Kiley at their sold-out Webster Hall shows? So did we, which only compounded our case of the Mondays. The only thing that could salvage our day? Having the adventurous indie darlings over to rock the 20th floor offices of VH1. Which is precisely what they did this morning. To promote their brand new Under the Blacklight, the Kiley stopped by to play us three tracks off their latest.

The band launched into their slinky, sex-worker single “The Moneymaker,” with the lovely Jenny Lewis nailing every note, despite her self-confessed sleepiness. “This is the first time this combination has ever happened,” the floppy-hatted Lewis dead-panned, gesturing to her coffee and her performance. Next up, the band played a bongo-laced version of “Dreamworld,” with co-singer Blake Senett on vocals, before finishing up with the impossibly tiny Lewis warmly belting out the glorious “Silver Lining” (watch the video here). Before they jetted off to their Conan appearance, the band hung around to chat and eat cupcakes. Pop stars — they’re just like us! Check out their latest record here.

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Lindsay Lohan Breaks Up a Marriage

by (@katespencer)

lindsaylohan0924.jpgMight as well face it you’re addicted to coke booze shopping dying your hair sex! Phew – there you have it. We knew Lindsay Lohan was still addicted to something, rehab or no rehab. We doubt this was advised in her group therapy sessions, but it looks like La Lohan is now hooked on home wrecking, after the wife of her alleged rehab romp has filed for divorced and cited the actress as the cause! Stephanie Allen has kicked her “rocker” husband Tony out, after he allegedly got it all up in Lindsay in the bathroom at Cirque Lodge. Stephanie is the heir to the McDonald’s container fortune (no joke) so you know she means business. Tony, front-man of the band Dead Stays Alive, has denied any sort of romance, and pics of him hanging with LiLo during rehab outings are strictly G-rated. But the divorce papers cite adultery as the cause for the split and use tabloid articles about his affair with Lohan as evidence.

Who needs evidence when dealing with LiLo!? She’d probably just lie and say the pants she was wearing weren’t her’s and Tony Allen just happened to be in them. [Image: Getty]

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2007′s Best Hip-Hop Tracks (So Far…)

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Lil? MamaLil’ Mama‘s “Lip Gloss” made the summer afternoons a bit more fun (she be rubbin’ it) and the groove of T.I.‘s “Big Sh*t Poppin’” mowed down everything in its path. By now you know that we’re celebrating hip-hop history, but there are lots of dope tracks being dropped these days, right? We lined-up 20 of the best so far. Come see if your fave is on the list and tell us what’s missing. As T.I. himself sez: “may the best man win, pahdna.”

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Could Britney’s Life Get Any Worse?

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Of course it could! She could have uglier, faker extensions. She could – nope, that’s it. Her life has officially hit rock bottom over a 48-hour span. If you don’t believe us, check this shizz out:

  • Bad: On Friday that massive bodyguard, Tony Barretto, who served as a surprise witness in Brit’s custody battle revealed the gory details about life with the singer, which apparently included drug overdoses, whiskey kept in the pantry and her own made-up language. It’s-Ay Ritney-Bay, Itch-Bay!
  • Totes Bad: Also on Friday, she was charged with a hit and run after she rammed her Mercedes into a parked car in August (see video above). Brit was spotted that day leaving her lawyer’s office in tears.
  • Seriously Badtastic: That same bodyguard does a second interview and claims Brit talked about suicide and ate sushi for breakfast. Her craziness clearly has a range.
  • Possibly a Good Thing?: This weekend her lawyers and friends(she has friends?) apparently tried to get Britney back into rehab. She did leave LA this weekend, but is supposedly in Atlanta and not detoxing.
  • It Only Gets Worse: The bodyguard kept his blabbing going on The Today Show this morning. Stay in Atlanta, Brit! We hear the food their is really good fried. You’ll love it!

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Monday: Hilary Duff Drives in Serious Style

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Baby belly + skimpy string bikini = total healthy hotness in Hawaii. Way to go Mama Richie! [Just Jared]

Owen Wilson Relaxes with Rocker Pal
The troubled star took it easy at a Cali beach this weekend with former addict and pal Anthony Kiedis in tow. [X17]

Hilary Duff?s $100,000 Birthday Gift
Her new boyfriend surprised her with a Mercedes for her 20th birthday. Joel Madden who? [People]

Richie Sambora Back in Treatment
The Bob Jovi rocker is receiving help for his alcoholism again, this time joining Lindsay Lohan at Cirque Lodge. Anyone else smell a romantic rehab love scandal brewing? [TMZ]

DMX?s Dead Dogs Land Him in Trouble
The three dead dogs found buried on his property were burned and wounded, and the cops aren’t happy about it. We hope this isn’t how Ruff Ryders roll. [TMZ]

1, 2, 3, 4, Feist: Live Performances

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There was a moment, maybe a few days actually, where America watched the silhouettes of U2 raging from the TV screen and said “What’s that song?” Hard to imagine that the earth-shaking “Vertigo” was a mystery tune for a while, but one thing’s certain: it became known damn quick. Those iTunes campaigns have introduced us to some very cool tracks.

The latest is Feist’s wildly catchy “1,2,3,4.” Though the Canadian indie chanteuse isn’t as well known as Bono, her stock is on the rise. During the last few days, the Web search queries for “iPod nano song” and “iPod nano commercial” have tripdupled risen significantly. Yes, the world is getting a grip on this occasional member of the acclaimed Broken Social Scene. The quickest way to fall into Feistville, however, is to check our You Oughta Know pages, where vids, tour dates and lots of other info lives. And if you’re seeking a sweet live take on “1,2,3,4″ and other Feistian ditties, come down to our “Unplugged” session. You’re probably wondering what she’s knows about music, too, right? A couple months ago we gave her a blindfold test. She did just fine.

What’s your favorite song by Feist?

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At Least Diddy Loves Britney Spears

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diddy_britney.jpgWho knew that the only person to come to Britney Spears’ defense after her VMAs dance disaster would be Diddy? The rapper only had nice things to say about his pal, which kind of makes us love him more (Britney, however – is still lame), Combs said, ?The times that I was around her, in her defense, she don?t (sic) drink any alcohol. I didn?t see her drink. You know I was hospitable, I offered everybody a drink and you know she had water. ?Everybody has their own way.?

In regards to Brit staying up until sunrise just hours before she was supposed prove to the world that she was back, Diddy replied, “Some people deal with, you know, nerves, they can?t go to sleep and you don?t know what the problem is. To just say ?Oh, her career is over she [is] done,? to discount all her work beforehand because she is a human being ? we all go through hard times.?

Damn, Diddy actually makes sense. We’ll leave Britney’s career alone for a second, but it still seems fair to rag on her for sucking on a pacifier, doesn’t it? Even Diddy can’t deny that. [Access Hollywood. Image: Getty]

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