Britney Makes Her Worst Career Move Yet

by (@katespencer)

britjt082207.jpgIt’s official – Britney is an effing idiot. Page Six is reporting that the washed up pop star was on board to do a duet with her ex-flame, the world’s most famous man Justin Timberlake. JT had written the song especially for Brit and it was all set to be produced by Timbaland when suddenly, right before she was set to leave to record the track, she pullled out and is now refusing to do the song.

Shaving her head may have been a little weird, but this is just insane. Imagine the awesomeness if Brit was to open the VMAs with her ex-boyfriend at her side on-stage! Now people are worried her “comeback” is going to be more embarrassing than the past year of her life. Her actions are doing nothing to stop people from whispering about her mental state, too. A source says, “People like her are sick. It’s like an anorexic who’s sick in the head and needs help. She needs help.” Right. Maybe our expectations our way to high for Brit right now. She doesn’t need help picking comeback songs, she needs help getting dressed in the morning. Parents, don’t let your children become pop stars! [NY Post. Image: Getty]

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Wednesday: Sexy Brad Saves the World; Pregnant Nicole Keeps Getting Prettier

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bradpitt082207.jpgBrad Pitt Lends a Hand Down South
Brad shows off as the most perfect guy ever, lending his name and a hand to home rebuilding project Global Green in New Orleans. [Us Weekly]

Pink?s Hubby Denies Cheating
Pink’s man calls rumors of their breakup “trash.” Kinda like the women he’s been supposedly making out with while his wife’s on tour. [People]

Hayden Panettiere: Jail Bait No More
The adorable Heroes star celebrates her 18th birthday with jokes about her plans to porn and cigarettes legally. We give her a month until her jokes become reality. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie Loses the Bony Look
First it was her belly, then her boobs. Now Nicole’s face is looking full and normal. This baby deserves a gold medal for making mommy hot again. [JustJared]

Amy Winehouse: Shows a No Go
Amy may or or may not be in rehab, but at least she’s canceling the next month of shows to focus on her health. Or at least have time for a realllly long drug binge. [Us Weekly]

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Jessica Coincidentally Breaks Her Nose

by (@katespencer)

eviljess082107.jpgOh Jessica Simpson, we are on to you! Funny how just last month the “actress” was happily chatting about how she’d gladly get plastic surgery one day. Well it now looks like she’s going to get her chance. What a crazy coincidence! The starlet “accidentally hit herself with a big gun on her nose” on the set of her new movie, says her rep. First of all, ha ha ha. Second, isn’t an “accidental” prop incident just the perfect excuse to have some work done on that sucker? For someone who thought tuna fish with chicken, she’s pretty damn smart.

Also, her co-star Vivica Fox wants to make sure you know that Jessica is absolutely not a bitch on the set of Major Movie Star. She was apparently “shocked” by rumors alleging diva-like behavior from Jess. Fox told People that Jess “was so much of a team player. She was gracious and so down to earth.” Sure she was! Or maybe she held that plastic gun to Vivica’s head and forced her to say nice things to the press. We wouldn’t put it past her! [Image: Getty]

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J.Lo Wants To Kiss You in Paris

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Jennifer Lopez samples Mr. Cheeks in the first single from her upcoming Brave disc, “Do It Well,” and with any luck, we’ll get to see her fame-spawning cheeks in the song’s clip. The David LaChappelle clip has yet to debut, but the New York Daily News has the details: it will find Lopez’s ass clad in leather, roaming an S&M club to find her son. That this has nothing to do with the song’s lyrics matters little, as long as we get to see J.Lo rocking a ball-gag. [New York Daily News]

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Lindsay’s Spa-Hab Vacation

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La La La La Loser!There’s rehab, and then there’s rehab for Lindsay Lohan. The starlet has recently been spotted participating in such enjoyable activities as mountain biking, white water rafting, and hiking with her own personal canine companion. It seems the only thing she’s not doing these days is actually going to rehab. Her latest routine sounds strikingly similar to her time at spent at outside of the Wonderland treatment facility, where all Linds did was workout fifty times a day and cruise Venice Beach on bikes and roller-blades with pals. And we all know how effective those thirty days were. Poor Lindsay is probably just desperate for all the playtime and fun that she didn’t get as a child star. Play on, playa! And hey, if this stint doesn’t work, she can always try actually spending time in rehab next time. [Image: Getty]

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Biz Beat-Boxes for Kids

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Biz Markie!Few hip-hop artists do the human beat-box thing as well as Biz Markie. So consider it a boon for edutainment that the crazed old school MC was one of the artists who helped kick-off the new preschoolers show Yo Gabba Gabba! The Nick Jr. program has a decidedly hip slant. The Shins, Elijah Wood, Tony Hawk, Sean Kingston, and Rahzel all crop up on the first few episodes. Have a look at the Biz in action below, and take some time out of your day to enjoy his “Just a Friend” video over here.


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Paris Latches onto Entourage Star

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adrien082107.jpgAdrien Grenier seems like an all around good guy. Sure he plays a Hollywood playboy on Entourage, but off screen all signs point to him being cool, down to earth and obviously pretty hot. He even gets bonus points for making a documentary about meeting his dad for the first time – cuz every lady loves a tearjerker. So why then is this environmentalist spending soooo much time with the unnatural disaster that is Paris Hilton? For someone who so far has only made pretty awesome life choices, it seems like bad judgment is finally plaguing the guy. The two have been spotted hanging out together 24/7 in Malibu, and he’s apparently covering her in some documentary he’s making. You know what that means – these two are totally, definitely, maybe, kind of getting it on. [TMZ, NY Daily News. Image: Getty]

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Foxy Gets Pregnant, Engaged & Arrested

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Foxy Brown!It’s too bad Foxy isn’t promoting anything right now, cuz she’s got enough juicy bad press going at the moment to sell millions of albums. The rapper was arrested yesterday in New Jersey for giving false information to police after she was pulled over for failing to yield at a stop sign while driving her SUV. When she finally gave her correct info it was revealed that she was driving on a suspended license. She was taken into custody by the cops, given seven(!) traffic tickets and released with a court date in place.

Foxy was recently overheard telling someone that she is pregnant and getting married in September. Her future hubby should start chauffeuring her around or that baby better learn to drive real fast. Foxy needs a driver – and, apparently, a lawyer. [Image: Getty]

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Tuesday: John and Cameron Canoodle Like Crazy; K-Fed’s Gonna Be a TV Star

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This new cute couple have been spotted out in NYC being “flirty” and “all over each other.” That “Wonderland” songs gets ‘em every time. [People]

Mary-Kate Spied On By Students
The twin reveals that she dropped out of college because she couldn’t stand her fellow students dishing on her every move. She didn’t leave because she’s dumb – she left for a dumb reason. [A Socialite's Life]

Jennifer Aniston’s Puppy Love
The Friends star is set to star in the new flick Marley & Me, based on a book about one man’s life with his beloved, misbehaving dog. Kinda like Jen’s life with Brad! [Star]

Pics: Rihanna?s Accidental Nip Slip
Oops! Rihanna flashed the audience recently at a televised performance. We’re sure no one minded. [Egotastic]

K-Fed Finally Gets a Real Job
The former Mr. Spears is set to guest star on the teen drama One Tree Hill. He’ll be subpoenaing the whole cast – just for fun. [TMZ]

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Nicole Scherzinger: Sad Inside?

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Pretty, pretty Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger stopped by MTV studios to tape TRL on Wednesday and she had a series of facial expressions in tow. Unfortunately none of them were smiles. Seriously: check out the gallery below for today’s dose of misery. The closest she comes is floppy-mouthed toothy thing, but I’m pretty sure she’s just scratching her bottom lip with her top teeth. Sad. She’s totally crying on the inside. Now she knows how we felt when Asia won.

[All images: Getty]

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