In Beyonce‘s new HBO doc “Beyonce: Life is But A Dream,” the diva finally reveals the face of her daughter, Blue Ivy Carter. See Blue Ivy’s face after the jump!
Blue Ivy Carter
Life Is But a Dream, the forthcoming HBO documentary written, produced and starring Beyoncé, is the perfect subject to satisfy the needs of any pop culture viewing party during the off weekend between the Super Bowl and the Academy Awards. Suggested party attire includes, but is not limited to: leotards, heels and anything with the Brooklyn Nets logo.
Along with entertainment value, the project is also the 31-year-old superstar’s attempt to slightly debunk the notion of perfection so many photo spreads and carefully calibrated interviews have created, or at the very least get us to believe that famous people have occasional moments of self-doubt and/or eat junk food on camera. Bug-eyed shots of Beyoncé pontificating out loud illustrate the personal testaments that she, too, feels insecure, particularly when forced to conform an ever-expanding, baby vessel into tiny stage ensembles. It is painful, we’re sure, but is it enough to get you to tune in?
Kimye is having a baby. And Jesus wept. Somewhere Ray J is crafting his perfectly shady congratulatory tweet, meanwhile Amber Rose is singing “thank God I dodged a bullet” in her best Beyonce octave. Kim is still married to Kris Humphries. Maybe that’s why Kanye shouted out his “Perfect Bitch” at his last Revel performance in Atlantic City by referring to her as his “baby mama.” A proud mommy moment for Kim. Read more…
Many praises go to whoever is responsible for Beyonce joining Tumblr. Checking daily to see if Queen Bey has uploaded new photos has become quite the guilty pleasure. The 30-year-old new mom is notoriously private about her personal life, but mommyhood has opened her up more now than ever before. Over the weekend she gifted the world with family photos from her trip to Texas and her overseas travels where she Watch(ed) The Throne. Jay-Z, Solange and Tina Knowles make a cameo in the photos of the family living the good life. Be prepared to let out a loud “Awwwwww” when you see the back of baby Blue Ivy Carter with her Watch The Throne t-shirt while mama Bey feeds her a bottle. And Jay-Z pushing Bey on the swing? It doesn’t get much better than this ladies and gentleman. Read more…
That appears to be the case! In addition to sharing a bunch of awesome photos with the world on her brand new Tumblr, Beyoncé has posted a video of herself discussing the origins of her daughter Blue Ivy Carter’s name. Nope, haters, it’s not a shout-out to the Illuminati; rather, it seems that Beyonce stumbled upon a beautiful sight while walking through the woods in Jamaica (apparently on the same trip where she showed her bare, controversial baby bump for the first and only time for the cameras).
“Woke up this morning, we took a nice little walk, and passed by this beautiful tree,” Beyoncé tells the cameraman in the video above, who is most definitely Jay-Z (you can clearly hear him say “Go” at the very beginning of the video). “I think it’s Blue Ivy, which would be quite appropriate.”
So, there you have it! Beyoncé and Jay-Z named their daughter after a tree. We’re just glad they didn’t walk by a Weeping Willow tree that morning! Then again, maybe that’s what inspired Will and Jada Pinkett Smith?
When you first heard Jay-Z‘s “Glory,” did you imagine Jay-Z penning the track as Beyoncé pushed and groaned, tiny baby Blue screaming as she emerged from the womb? Or did you imagine the little bundle of joy, peacefully sleeping in the nook of her glowing father’s arm as he whispered lyrics to her? Whatever fantasy you had, forget it, because “Glory” collaborator Pharrell Williams has just dropped a truth bomb, revealing that Jay-Z was working on the track before baby Blue was even born. Pharrell said, “[Jay-Z and Beyoncé], they live a different lifestyle, and it was important for him to stop everything that he had going on and just sort of make statement to his baby and his wife.” He added that when they wrote the song, they had Stevie Wonder‘s “Isn’t She Lovely” in mind, and that Jay-Z underwent a similar process for his first son, but that he’s “more quiet and private about his life”. We don’t think the dream need be entirely shattered though — now we’re imagining Hova in the evening, maybe by a fireplace, resting his head on Bey’s full belly while he jots down words about the bundle of joy inside.
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Remember when you were a baby and your mom’s bestie, Gwyneth Paltrow, said you were going to be a star one day? No? Neither do we. Probably because it never happened. But when baby Blue Ivy Carter learns to read and starts perusing Tuner, she’ll be able to answer, “Yes, yes! I remember that! That happened to me!” Gushing aunt Gwyn has told Hollywood Life that Blue Ivy “Is going to be an entertainer. She just has this glow around her like her mother.” Phew. We’re glad we’re not the only ones who thought Beyoncé looked a little bit radioactive. Gwyneth also added that “Beyoncé is doing great… She’s just a natural at being a mom. And Blue Ivy is stunning, she has the most beautiful eyes.” Before we deem Gwyneth to be a future-teller, however, we should note that Blue Ivy is already a star, with the most hyped birth since that one by that virgin in the manger that time, and already making history as the youngest ever “artist” to chart after she lent her vocals to dad Jay-Z‘s track “Glory”.
Gwyneth Paltrow: Blue Ivy will be a star [Music News]
[Photos: Getty Images; HelloBlueIvyCarter]
Maya Rudolph and Sleigh Bells were the host and musical guest, respectively, on last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live. The standout sketch of the evening involved the world’s most famous new parents, Jay-Z (played by Jay Pharoah) and Beyoncé (Rudolph) welcoming a slew of famous musicians to their crib to welcome the newest member of the Carter family, Blue Ivy Carter (see: Photos of Blue Ivy Carter). Their guests at their Scarsdale, NY home included the mystery wrapped inside of a riddle wrapped inside of an enigma that is Prince (played to perfection by Fred Armisen), 2012 Grammys host LL Cool J (played by Kenan Thompson, a comedian whose many strengths do not include the ability to do a spot-on impression), a rambunctious Nicki Minaj (played more than adequately by Nasim Pedrad), Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Taran Killam and Abby Elliott, respectively), and a VERY surprised Taylor Swift (Kristen Wiig).
There was one other surprise visitor to see the Notorious B.I.C. — the 2012 winner of the Best New Artist Grammy, Bon Iver! Frequent SNL cameo actor and former musician Justin Timberlake turned in a hilarious impression of the notoriously shy indie frontman, which included singing a parody version of “Holocene” that served as a lullaby that put both Blue Ivy AND Bon Iver himself to sleep. Justin (unnecessarily) went out of his way at the end of the show to make peace with the bearded Wisconsin native, holding up a sign that read “I (Heart) Bon Iver” as the show credits rolled, but we’re pretty sure that the recent SNL musical guest didn’t care. After all, unlike Snooki and Skrillex, everyone managed to pronounce his name correctly.
Glory, indeed! Proud parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z capped off a historic week by releasing pictures of their daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, on their brand new HelloBlueIvyCarter Tumblr site (!!!) this evening. “We welcome you to share in our joy,” the couple posted in a hand-written note on the site. “Thank you for respecting our privacy during this beautiful time in our lives.”
The photos are undated, but they appear as if they were taken from the couple’s luxury birthing suite at New York City’s Lenox Hill Hospital, where Baby Blue was born back on January 7. Thankfully, The Notorious B.I.C. looks nothing like 50 Cent insinuated, but she certainly does have a thick head of hair!
We think that it’s pretty cool that Bey and Hov, who could’ve raked in close to $2 million if they had sold these photos to one of the tabloid magazines, decided to release the photos on a Tumblr site where everyone is free to enjoy them. Considering all of the scrutiny and bad press they encountered after their controversial hospital stay back in January, though, it was a very savvy move to get the fans (and the press alike) fully back on their side. As we alluded to above, these baby pictures are the icing on an incredible week for the Carter family: Not only did Jay-Z perform two historic shows at Carnegie Hall, but Bey stepped out in public for the first time since Blue Ivy’s birth to universal praise. SWAG!
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