While the rest of the world was paying attention to who was winning what at the MTV Movie Awards, a few of us were drooling over our favorite celebs that looked good enough to bed. Check out our picks for the 10 Most F*ckable Celebs at last night’s show – and tell us, were you as turned on by Audrina’s new bangs as we were?
In honor of the Sex and the City movie opening this weekend and the awful frocks its stars have worn in episodes of the hit HBO show, we’ve gathered the best of the worst fashion flops to ruin Hollywood this year. Not everyone can star in the greatest chick flick of our time, but you sure can dress like you’re straight out of the movie!
From the left: Sarah Jessica Parker and pals (Coco, Heidi Montag, Paris Hilton, Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, Rumer Willis, Jenna Jameson, Anna Wintour) model their poor picks in crap couture.
Wow. It’s not everyday that celebs match their make up to their dress, but Lil’ Kim seems to have mastered this look! At least she went for the look at the Sex and the City movie premiere, where anything goes in the outfit department and the uglier the better. Now if only she could do something about that creepy look in her eyes.
It’s reassuring to know that even celebrities have meltdowns, though we’re not really surprised when it’s coming from Naomi “Blackberry thrower” Campbell. The supermodel celebrated her 38th birthday in Cannes last night, and took the party onto Diddy‘s yacht (wouldn’t you?) But a few hours later she emerged from the boat crying and looking well, like some crazy drunk chick we often see weeping outside of a bar at 3AM. Stars ARE just like us!Diddy and Naomi have apparently had some beef before, even though they’re also close pals. The rap mogul allegedly screamed at her last year in the middle of Jermaine Dupri‘s Grammy after party. At least Naomi got to breakdown while dripping in diamonds as well as tears. Seriously, the sparkling on her wrists totally distracts from the water works in her eyes. We bet no one even noticed!? [The Sun]
Here’s the latest in clothes for girls from Beyonce and her mother’s fashion line, House of Dereon. These threads are definitely going to be a hit, as there’s certainly not a lot of heels or boas out there on the market for four year olds. Aren’t all moms out there desperate for a way to skank up their tots, Pussycat Dolls style? I think so!
So go ahead youngin’s – grab that leopard print had, slip into your heels and that sexy denim outfit, and jam it out that piano you don’t yet know how to play. You look so damn hot, no one will even notice. [DListed]
Scarlett Johansson, 23, confirmed her engagement to her hunky older boyfriend Ryan Reynolds this weekend, and girlfriend has the ring to prove it! In honor of all the celebs who love to jump on the wedding bandwagon, we’ve picked our fifteen favorite rocks gracing the fingers of famous ladies these days. Check ‘em out ASAP – the way things go in La La Land, they’ll be divorced before you can get a good look at their bling. Right, Jen Aniston?
From left: Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Ashlee Simpson, Adrianne Curry, Heidi Montag, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Katherine Heigl, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, and Amy Winehouse.
Luckily, some stars managed to pull out the hotness and rock their superhero looks at last night’s Met Ball. Let these ten starlets remedy the nausea you felt after viewing Rachel Bilson’s hair disaster.
From the left: Gisele Bundchen, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Ashley Olsen (with her dud of a sister), Hilary Duff, Julia Roberts, Scarlett Johannsen, Thandie Newton, Taylor Swift, and our fave: Kate Mara with Zac Posen.
Yep, that photographer is pretty much right. These outfits are hilarious and every seems to think so, except the stars flaunting them! Every May here in NYC the tulips bloom, the sidewalk cafes fill with people, and celebs come out in droves to show of their atrocious fashion sense at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala, which is thrown by Vogue editrix Anna Wintour each year (seen above in her haute couture moon suit). We’ve picked the top 10 worst wardrobe malfunctions from the event – which were supposed to reflect the night’s theme of “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.” The only fantasy I have is of a giant sheet to cover these messes.
From left to right: Anna Wintour, Kimora Lee Simmons, Fergie, Amber Valletta, Mischa Barton, Posh Spice, Piper Perabo, Rachel Bilston, Tilda Swinton, Venus Williams.?
Fergie’s new song for the Sex and the City movie is crapalicious. Do you agree?? [DListed]
Good Charlotte hates Paris Hilton and wants their boy Benji to dump her bony butt. Our new fave band: Good Charlotte.? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Has first daughter Jenna Bush gotten too skinny? W’s little girl marries in May.? [Jezebel]
Denise Richards‘ new reality TV show looks really depressing.? [CelebSlam]
We’re not totally sold on Kanye‘s fashion sense, though he clearly is.? [Concrete Loop]
Naomi Dropped Racist Slang During Arrest
The supermodel allegedly spewed racial slurs at the cops who attempted to arrest her. High fashion, low class. [DListed]
Paris Hilton Blogs her Deepest Thoughts
America’s princess, Paris Hilton, is in love with EVERYTHING, according to her MySpace blog. Her boyfriend, his band, Canada – what isn’t she obsessed with? [People]
Wanna See a Pregnant Tori Spelling in a Bikini? Totes!
Donna Martin has graduated from teen queen to MILF. [Us]
Ryan Seacrest Gets Benji Madden?s Sloppy Seconds
The Idol host has been squiring Madden’s ex-GF Sophie Monk around town. We can’t quite tell if this is a step up or down for the Aussie hottie. [JustJared]
LiLo?s Ex-Bodyguard Sues for Big Bucks
Linds is getting a legal whupping again, this time from a bodyguard who is suing for back pay. [E! Online]