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Spencer & Heidi Scare Adults AND Little Kids!

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Your favorite freak show, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, showed up at the ‘A Time for Heroes’ Celebrity Carnival, and they spent their time cuddling with that creepy purple dinosaur Barney and sitting on tiny children in a ferris wheel booth. That poor little girl is afraid of being smothered by plastic. Though it looks as if Spencer and Heidi are all sugar and candy and everything sweet and nice, we’re pretty sure it’s just a front. Perez Hilton reported today that the pair were spotted buying guns “for Heidi’s protection.” Spencer Pratt can barely control his mouth – just think of the harm he could do with a real weapon!

We’ve got more pics of the terrible twosome, as well as The Hills gals, Khloe Kardashian, Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie. Click!

by (@katespencer)

Bobby’s Got Beef with Usher, An Evil Ex & A Son Who Got Freaky With LiLo

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So much Bobby Brown news, so little time! Let’s break this down nice and easy.

1. Bobby’s claiming Usher ripped him off.
In his new autobiography, the New Edition star accuses Usher of stealing his style. “I’ve always considered myself ‘The King of Stage.’ To this very day, I still don’t think anyone can get with me on the stage. I own the stage,” the ego-less Brown writes. “I watched one of Usher’s shows and he basically did my whole show. It was as if it was me on stage. The thing about it is, I love seeing that. It’s a compliment to me as a performer.”

2. Bobby’s son Landon says Whitney was a “nightmare” to grow up with, and that he replaced Kevin Coster as her bodyguard.
Not only did Whit alleged force Landon to sleep in a guest house and kept him away from his half-sister Bobbi Kristina, she treated him more like staff than family. He says, “She decided to turn me into one of her security personnel. I was a teenager but I was walking around dressed up in all black with a Security shirt and she?d have me work for her. I was just another one of her staff.?

3. When not protecting Whitney, Landon boned Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom stall.
We’re sure this was exciting for the younger Brown, but let’s be real – who hasn’t been with LiLo on a toilet? He claims: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

We don’t quite buy the claim that Lindsay knew who Landon was when she saw him (he’s got the same ego as his Pops!), but we bet she does now!

by (@katespencer)

T.I.’s Career Blows Up Before Jail

ti-movies.jpgWho said a prison sentence screws stuff up? T.I., who will begin serving a jail sentence next spring for weapons charges, is busy beefing up his career before heading behind bars. The rapper just signed a three-film deal, and will begin making a crime drama with Matt Dillon titled Bone Deep shortly. But that’s not enough! T.I.P. will also be promoting his new album Paper Trails as well as his MTV documentary style reality show. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. T.I.’s all about his future as the next Tom Cruise, telling MTV, “I’m just looking forward to continuing my success in the film industry. I want to do all kinds of movies. I want to do romantic comedies, action movies, dramas ? tons of different things.”

We’re sure jail will provide the perfect inspiration for all those future roles!

by (@katespencer)

Kanye Nailing Nick’s Ex, Jen & Cam Swap Dudes

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Celebrities LOVE sloppy seconds – the minute some star dumps a lover, another famous freak is there to pick up the tossed trash. It’s LA’s own little green movement: Reduce the amount of single celebs out there; Reuse each other’s exes, then Recycle them when the relationship ends! They may not be saving the planet, but they sure are saving celebs from never-ending singledom (which is obvs more important).

Kanye West is the latest celeb to score off of a rejected romance, as the rap diva’s been spotted getting cozy with Nick Cannon‘s ex-fiancee, model Selita Ebanks. The pair were cuddling at the NYC club Tenjune and attempted to discreetly exit together. “They were trying to be inconspicuous,” says a token spy, “but they were smiling and walking real close, and they hopped in a waiting car together laughing and took off.”

Even worse is Cam Diaz, who had dinner Sunday night with Jennifer Aniston‘s ex-boy toy, Paul Sculfor. Jen, as we all know, is currently busy making out with Cam’s ex John Mayer in pools across America. And with that, Hollywood waste is eliminated!

by (@katespencer)

Fiddy’s Baby Mama: “He Tried to Kill Me”

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Oh snap. 50 Cent‘s baby mama is freaking out about the fire that claimed her home (and almost took her and her son’s life) last Friday, and is convinced her ex is to blame. “He tried to kill me and his own child,” Shaniqua Tompkins told the NY Post, adding, “Who do I think did it? Curtis Jackson. He threatened me on Monday that he was going to have someone visit me. My kids are in the house. Who would try to kill your own kids? He’s supposed to be all about being a gangster … that’s not a gangster, that’s a coward.”The police are still investigating the fire, even if his ex has already made up her mind about what happened. Interestingly enough, the pair allegedly “got into a violent dispute Monday during a deposition in a $50 million lawsuit she is bringing against him.” File that under ‘things that make you go hmmmmm.’? [FoxNews]

by (@katespencer)

The 10 Most F*ckable Celebs at the MTV Movie Awards

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While the rest of the world was paying attention to who was winning what at the MTV Movie Awards, a few of us were drooling over our favorite celebs that looked good enough to bed. Check out our picks for the 10 Most F*ckable Celebs at last night’s show – and tell us, were you as turned on by Audrina’s new bangs as we were?

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by (@katespencer)

Diddy’s Doing Cam Diaz Again

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The soon-to-be couple of the summer, Didiaz (seen above on May 29), reconnected last weekend at a backyard concert thrown by Prince (only in Hollywood, huh). During the affair they giggled and held hands while the Didster sipped Grey Goose and Cameron spoon-fed him bites of her bread pudding. Barf. The couple then apparently meandered through Prince’s palace until they found a private room and promptly locked themselves inside. Nod nod, wink wink! Diddy got all steamed when he heard people were making a big deal out of their little rendezvous, stating, “It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can’t just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends.”

But really, aren’t all of Diddy’s lady pals just friends with sexy benefits? [NYDN]

by (@katespencer)

Hollywood’s Worst Fashion Felonies

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In honor of the Sex and the City movie opening this weekend and the awful frocks its stars have worn in episodes of the hit HBO show, we’ve gathered the best of the worst fashion flops to ruin Hollywood this year. Not everyone can star in the greatest chick flick of our time, but you sure can dress like you’re straight out of the movie!

From the left: Sarah Jessica Parker and pals (Coco, Heidi Montag, Paris Hilton, Katie Holmes, Tyra Banks, Rumer Willis, Jenna Jameson, Anna Wintour) model their poor picks in crap couture.

by (@katespencer)

Gossip Break: Katie’s Lost in NYC

katie-h.jpgWithout Tom Cruise dragging her around, Katie Holmes looks like a lost child.? [DListed]

Pete Wentz‘s sense of humor is as original as his emo outfits. Snooze.? [Seriously? OMG!]

Tori Spelling has joined the cast of the new 90210, making it just like the old 90210.? [ICYDK]

Diddy and Jay-Z got in a big fight over something (no it wasn’t Beyonce).? [Crunk+Disorderly]

Is Brit-Brit dating her agent? If she’s not shaving her head and crashing cars, do we care?? [I'mNotObsessed]

No, Jared Leto is not dating Jessica Simpson, no matter what you heard. He has common sense, after all.? [PopSugar]

by (@katespencer)

Lindsay’s Dad Thinks His Daughter Likes Chicks

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Remember those pics of Lindsay Lohan getting all kissy n’ cuddly with her BFF Samantha Ronson? Well her dad thinks it’s a sure signal that his baby girl is currently hitting it. Michael Lohan told Us magazine that their budding love affair “is evident to anyone with half a brain.” Normally we think Daddy Lohan talks crazy, but he finally might have a couple of screws straight!He did not add to the gossip frenzy that LiLo and Sam may be engaged, which is the current rumor du jour since the redhead showed up in Cannes this weekend wearing some diamonds on her ring finger. Before we let a big long sigh about how dumb this one is, let us add to the stupidity by telling you that the alleged wedding location is Dollywood. Yep, Dolly Parton‘s amusement park. Lindsay’s trashy, but she’s not like, that bad.