- Jean shorts from Glitter era: check
- Fake ponytail made from the hair of actual pony: check
- Nick Cannon‘s reused engagement ring: check
- Hooker shoes snagged from prop closet of Pretty Woman set: check
- Shiny jacket belonging to flashy toddler: check
- Sunglasses stolen from Jennifer Lopez in 2003: check
Looking like a ridiculous 35-year old slutty ball girl to throw the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan: Tasteless.
Wow. It’s not everyday that celebs match their make up to their dress, but Lil’ Kim seems to have mastered this look! At least she went for the look at the Sex and the City movie premiere, where anything goes in the outfit department and the uglier the better. Now if only she could do something about that creepy look in her eyes.
Ah, our queen. Mary J. Blige stunned last night in Cannes at the Cinema Against Aids benefit gala. Work that thing out!
Diddy ruled the night this weekend out at the Connecticut casino/resort Foxwoods, where he helped to welcome the new, $700 million MGM Grand Casino with a celeb-studded bash. The only problem? The “celebs” were resident D-Listers like Top Models Jaslene and CarriDee, and our favorite lady of the night, Kim Kardashian. Peep the pics below to see who showed.
RiRi is quite the entrepreneur! Our songbird/umbrella saleslady/Chris Brown‘s secret lover is looking to launch her own underwear line and rake in some cash. “There might be a clothing line on the horizon, maybe underwear,” Ri has said. This new venture should be super easy as Rihanna wears outfits that resemble underwear already! For inspiration, we suggest she check out some of the pics below.
I’m not turned on, and neither is her husband, from the look of things. Is there anything less sexy than trying to hard? Blergh.
Scarlett Johansson, 23, confirmed her engagement to her hunky older boyfriend Ryan Reynolds this weekend, and girlfriend has the ring to prove it! In honor of all the celebs who love to jump on the wedding bandwagon, we’ve picked our fifteen favorite rocks gracing the fingers of famous ladies these days. Check ‘em out ASAP – the way things go in La La Land, they’ll be divorced before you can get a good look at their bling. Right, Jen Aniston?
From left: Scarlett Johansson, Mariah Carey, Ashlee Simpson, Adrianne Curry, Heidi Montag, Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, Katherine Heigl, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Katie Holmes, Jennifer Lopez, and Amy Winehouse.
Luckily, some stars managed to pull out the hotness and rock their superhero looks at last night’s Met Ball. Let these ten starlets remedy the nausea you felt after viewing Rachel Bilson’s hair disaster.
From the left: Gisele Bundchen, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Ashley Olsen (with her dud of a sister), Hilary Duff, Julia Roberts, Scarlett Johannsen, Thandie Newton, Taylor Swift, and our fave: Kate Mara with Zac Posen.
Yep, that photographer is pretty much right. These outfits are hilarious and every seems to think so, except the stars flaunting them! Every May here in NYC the tulips bloom, the sidewalk cafes fill with people, and celebs come out in droves to show of their atrocious fashion sense at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala, which is thrown by Vogue editrix Anna Wintour each year (seen above in her haute couture moon suit). We’ve picked the top 10 worst wardrobe malfunctions from the event – which were supposed to reflect the night’s theme of “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy.” The only fantasy I have is of a giant sheet to cover these messes.
From left to right: Anna Wintour, Kimora Lee Simmons, Fergie, Amber Valletta, Mischa Barton, Posh Spice, Piper Perabo, Rachel Bilston, Tilda Swinton, Venus Williams.?
Heidi, Heidi, Heidi. Seriously, you change your boobs and face, but you can’t even change your clothes? After much gossipy fanfare, Heidi – and her boy-troll Spencer – showed up at the White House Correspondents dinner this weekend in Washington DC wearing the same exact outfit she had donned at an appearance earlier in the week. For shame! We’ve got the photographic evidence above as proof: on the left is our plastic heroine this weekend, and on the right she’s hawking her clothes at Kitson in LA, just a week earlier! You’d think she would have learned something while selling out in Hollywood.
We’ve got pics of all the other well-dressed stars who showed up at the White House this weekend below. For some shots of Heidi and Spencer desecrating the American flag at national monuments in our nation’s capital, click here! Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
(Spencer & Heidi, Lauren Conrad, Rosario Dawson, Joel McHale, Jenny McCarthy, Donatella Versace, Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Ed Westwick, the Jonas Brosthers, Will.i.am, Pamela Anderson and President George W. Bush)