Any media savvy celebrity worth their Q rating knows that the best time to release bad news is late on a Friday afternoon during the summertime, when most media-types are off in the Hamptons doing whatever it is people do when they’re out in the Hamptons. Latino power couple (or should we say EX power couple) Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are nothing if not media savvy, which is why they chose to release the news that they’re getting divorced to People at 5:20 p.m. on a Friday. Well, lucky for you, we don’t even know where the Hamptons are, so we’re bringing you the shocking news while it’s still piping hot.
In a statement released exclusively to People this afternoon (Side Note: I wonder how much People paid for this scoop?), they wrote: “We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters. It is a painful time for all involved, and we appreciate the respect of our privacy at this time.”
The couple looked really happy together as recently as the American Idol finale in May (pictured above), in which J. Lo shook her tailfeather while Marc “Don’t Call Me Skeletor” Anthony crooned in his inimitable style. We suppose we’ll learn more about this split of two music industry powerhouses in the coming days and weeks, but for now, it looks like Jenny From The Block and her baby daddy couldn’t figure out a way to stop scratching themselves after the dreaded Seven Year Itch set in.
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony: We Are Ending Our Marriage [People]
Rilo Kiley‘s indefinite hiatus got a lot more definite today when Spinner published an interview in which guitarist Blake Sennett apparently claimed that the band was in fact broken up, and had been since their Under the Blacklight tour wrapped in June 2008. He also took shots at some of the songs on Under the Blacklight and misquoted Annie Hall on the way to comparing Rilo Kiley to a band that wasn’t moving forward.
Sennett may simply be tired of answering the same questions about a band he hasn’t played with in years. In April, he told Consequence of Sound, “If Rilo Kiley were a human being, he?s probably laying on his back in a morgue with a tag on his toe. Now, I see movies where the dead get up and walk. And when they do that, rarely do good things happen.” Paste followed up on this line of inquiry a month ago, and Sennett seemed in better spirits about his bandmates and former band, though a reunion seemed no closer. Today’s interview, then, marks at least the third time he’s been asked about Rilo Kiley’s future while promoting the new Elected album Bury Me In Rings.
Of course, speaking publicly about hurt feelings has always been the M.O. of Rilo Kiley’s members, particularly Sennett and co-leader Jenny Lewis. We recall Sennett introducing the song “Fireflies in a Steel Mill” at an Elected show in March 2006?before Rilo Kiley even recorded Under the Blacklight?by comparing himself to a firefly and someone else, whom no one in the room doubted was Lewis, to molten steel, to the glow of which the firefly was, literally, fatally attracted. And, of course, their 2007 Spin cover story was much the same. Maybe, like Fleetwood Mac, they are broken up until the next time they get back together.