by (@unclegrambo)

A Reunited Van Halen Debuts Their New Single, “Tattoo”

After last week’s blistering Van Halen reunion show at Cafe Wha?, the band confirmed a number of details about their 2012 plans that had, up to that point, simply been rumors: The band would release their new album, A Different Kind Of Truth, on February 7; the band would be embarking on a four-month, 45 date North American tour; and, amazingly, Kool & The Gang would be their opening act (!!!). Cellll-ebrate good times, C’MON!

Thanks to last week’s uniformly praised comeback set, anticipation levels for Van Halen‘s first tour with David Lee Roth since 2007 are off the charts. However, as we all know, when a “classic” band decides it’s that time of the concert for them to play their “new” material, a lot of fans decide that’s the time to visit the, um, facilities. Grantland’s Chuck Klosterman wrote about this dilemna last week, stating “I will never understand why classic rock bands feel a moral obligation to write new songs that nobody wants. That’s like working at McDonald’s when you’re 80 instead of cashing in your war bonds. Van Halen has nothing to prove to anyone. Just blow us away.”

It remains to be seen how fans will react to Van Halen’s first studio album with David Lee Roth singing lead vox since 1984, but today the group released their first single off A Different Kind Of Truth, a song called “Tattoo” (which also comes with an accompanying music video). And you know what? It’s a real grower! Not only does it feature a blistering, 35-second guitar solo from Eddie Van Halen, but David Lee Roth scatting and squealing his way through some non-sequitur come-ons (“Best believe that needle hurt you”) to characters like Swap Meet Sally and the Tramp Stamp Cat, as well as a hilarious description of MILF-y groupies who get inked late in life (“Mousewife to Momshell”). And thanks to Dave’s repeated screams of “Sexy dragon magic!”, we have a feeling that this is the kind of song that both Van Halen fans AND the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo will surely approve of.

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by (@kat_george)

Lana Del Rey Is As Big As Drake, Fan Gets “Video Games” Lyrics Tattooed To Thigh (Sigh)

First, a Drake fan in LA got his name controversially tattooed across her forehead, and now a young girl from Glasgow has had lyrics from Lana Del Rey‘s “Video Games” tattooed to her thigh. 23 year old Nadine Walker posted images of the tattoo on her blog along with the simple description, “I got a new (huge) tattoo from the bf of Lana Del Rey’s ‘video games’ lyrics! Ouch! Love it.” Ouch indeed. Let’s hope the words (and her boyfriend) mean as much to her in 10, or even two years from now. We recognise that tattoos have long been a means for fans to express their commitment to their favorite artists. Now, we’re no experts, but we normally associate such hardcore enthusiasm with more… antiauthoritarian artists, like rock stars and hip hop artists who embody a certain timelessness. We never really though that such sentimental and buzz-y music could illicit such zealous fandom, but like we said, we’re not the experts!

[Photo: Bimbo Beautiful]