No one does a music video quite like Missy Elliott, and really, all credit is due to the VA rapper for her innovation that was way ahead of her time. Last night the female originator of theatrics released a snippet for her latest single “9th Inning.” When Timbaland tweeted about Missy’s return we patiently twiddled our thumbs waiting for the new music to drop. As with every Missy song, the anticipation for the music video sends our creative imaginations to a level 10 of wondering, what will Missy do now? In the meantime we took a trip down memory lane by flipping through the vault of Ms. “Supa Dupa Fly’s” extensive video collection. Indulge in a little nostalgia with us with a look back at 10 of Missy’s game changing videos. Read more…
Steroids are celebrity poison. After a protracted investigation last year into performance-enhancing drugs’ presence in Major League Baseball, and Marion Jones‘ confession last fall that she had a little help from some pharmaceutical friends, authorities are looking at the world of rap and R&B. A new report alleges steroid use by several entertainers, including 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and Tyler Perry. (Blige’s spokesperson denies the accusation; Perry’s representation refused to comment.) What, if anything, this has to do with the price of tea in China is unclear: Officials say that none of the celebrities have broken the law, and that for now, they’re focusing on the doctors who are prescribing the drugs, not the already beleaguered music industry. Besides, unless we’ve been misled, ‘roids don’t help you rap. And if this story’s true, they apparently don’t help you win a fake record-selling battle with Kanye West trumped up for press on September 11th, either. Here are some sweet portraits of the artists in their buff mode.
In other, sort of related news: NBC has been randomly testing the cast members of the network’s hit show American Gladiators in an effort to avoid just this sort of thing. In made-up, totally fake news: the WWE saw the story in this morning’s New York Post, went home and Soloflexed the tears away shortly before putting its fingers in its ears and throwing out its television set.