Trapped in the Closet

by (@lindseyweber)

Trapped in the Closet Is An Alien And I’m The Astronaut Taking You On A Journey,” Says R. Kelly

R. Kelly told me he loved me last night. He told me through his art and he also told me face-to-face. Well, he had sunglasses on but myself and the packed room of journalists and fans could also feel the emotion in his voice. His extremely beautiful voice, one that sang not only once but three (3) times during a post-Trapped In The Closet premiere Q&A–including hits such as “Bump ‘N Grind” (He sang this one as an impromptu duet with a fan) and “I Believe I Can Fly” (This one was as a finale duet with the entire audience).

He told me he loved me directly after I submitted a question (OK, I totally stuffed the ballot box) to his Q&A and it was chosen. It read as follows:

Name: Lindsey Weber

Question: I love you.

Did he answer my question?

by (@lindseyweber)

A Sneak Preview Of R. Kelly’s Return To “Trapped In The Closet” Reveals More Rufus, Little Man And A Missing Chuck

Trapped in the Closet Returns

Kells promised that “Trapped in the Closet” would go on forever, and he’s no liar. 20 new chapters, all featuring the same melodic hook we’ve grown to love, will be appearing on IFC the day after Thanksgiving. That’s right, Black Friday will finally live up to the hype. Put away your credit card(s) and grab yourself some pie, and cozy up to the ever-surprising, ever-amusing twists and turns of the insides of R. Kelly’s mind.

For Twan’s sake, check out the preview…

by (@lindseyweber)

“Trapped in the Closet” Will Literally Never Ever End

R KELLY TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET FOREVER

As R. Kelly gears up to take his latest album, “Write Me Back”, on tour, he’s also giving the fans exactly what we want: More Trapped in the Closet.

According to an interview with Time, R. Kelly is ready to charm the shirts off every single lady (and man!) in town and, more importantly, he states that the beloved Trapped in the Closet is “forever” — in every sense of the word. With 20 new chapters promised to appear “the day after Thanksgiving”, Kells also swears he’s got “like a hundred chapters to come.”

Wait, DID YOU SAY ONE HUNDRED CHAPTERS? You mean TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET IS GOING TO LITERALLY HAPPEN FOREVER AND EVER?

“It’s forever.” 

R Kelly is making big promises.

R. Kelly on His Single Ladies Tour, Bedroom Ballads and the Future of Trapped [Time]