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“Madonna” Talks Kate Middleton, Britney Spears & Charles Manson

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Did Christmas change…or just me?!?”
Of course it changed….and so did I! What did you think? I was gonna be the same as you scoundrels?!?! Huh? Exactly. Silence. It’s golden. Let’s make silence platinum, just like my next album. Multi-platinum to be exact. My groundbreaking show, “Madonna Dearest” is pissing off the subjects who fall at my mercy…and guess what? They should. Get into this week’s episode as I discuss how I really feel about these….what’s the best adjective can one use to describe today’s pop culture….Ah, yes: REDUCTIVE!
Remember to send me your video questions via Instagram and YouTube. Now, do as I say and not as I do. Imitation is not the best form of flattery. All offense Lady GooGa!

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“Madonna” Talks Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, & Christina Aguilera

The QUEEN is BACK!

Did you miss me? I can’t hear you! I said, DID YOU MISS ME BITCHES?!?! Just checking. I hope that your holiday season is filled with love and holidazzle. Just a couple weeks ago we celebrated something called, “Madonnagiving.” That’s where you all have thanks to me for being so….well, awesome and whatever. Anyway, just around the river bend is another holiday I like to call, “Madonnanukkah.” Never heard of it? You will soon enough! At any rate, get into my latest episode of “Madonna Dearest.” Can you believe we’re already at episode 6?!? Shut-up. Don’t answer that.

Remember to send me all your video questions via YouTube and Instagram with the hashtag, #MadonnaDearest. Why? Because I command you. You gotta have something to tell your shrink!
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“Madonna” Talks Bill Cosby, Aaliyah, Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea

Here we go AGAIN! 
 
I have nothing but respect for Madge, but how many times must she discuss me? I mean, of course I am the Queen of the Monsters and she is the Queen of What….Anyway, I enjoy her little “Relevlog”. To expound on what I meant by that: relevance + video + blog = relevlog. Whatever floats your boat or in Madonna’s case, whatever floats her………but I digress. 

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These Entertainers Are The Last People We Ever Expected To Rap, But It’s Amazing When They Do

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By Chris Carpenter 

Coming off a 1.287 million sales week for her latest studio effort 1989, Taylor Swift uploaded an Instagram video of herself as a token of appreciation to her fans and other humans who decided to purchase the album. (THE. WORLD. IS. SO. GREAT. SOMETIMES.) Taylor expressed her immense gratitude the way that any pop star would – you know, by lip-synching to Kendrick Lamar’s “Backseat Freestyle”. Taylor is so good to us, fam. Expressing herself in the form of hip-hop isn’t new to Tay. Heck, she was even dubbed ‘T-Swizzle’ by T-Pain. While she may be the reigning champ of non-rapping entertainers who have fun rapping sometimes, Taylor isn’t alone. The genre (?) is comprised of so many greats. Surprise! Even Madonna thinks it’s cool.

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10 Reasons Madonna Is The Queen Of Controversy On Instagram

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Madonna is the queen of controversy, so it’s only fitting  her Instagram account comes with its fair of — erm —  envelope-pushing posts. However, is it possible the Material Girl has gone a little too far with her (oftentimes) blurry pictures? You tell us. 

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10 Things Millennials Don’t Understand About Madonna

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It seems hard to believe, but Madonna‘s second studio album Like a Virgin turns 30 today. The groundbreaking pop LP did more than establish the Material Girl — single No. 2 off the record — as a cultural phenomenon, it defined a decade. After Virgin, Madonna became a style and music icon; her rough-and-tumble yet glam look was mimicked by teens around the world. With the record, Madonna became arguably one of the world’s first dance-pop superstars. Oh, and the best.
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“Madonna” talks Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Nicki Minaj

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Here we are again….. So much has transpired over the past few weeks and if you ask me, none of it is quite worthy of my attention; but I’m doing it for you, my fans. Oh, before I forget I want to thank you all for your questions. I couldn’t possibly answer all of them…so why would you send me so many? As I said in one of my songs, “Time goes by, so slowly” but my watch is 10 minutes ahead and I’m late for a studio session with Diplo.

Remember, send me all your video questions via Instagram and YouTube with the hashtag #MadonnaDearest…..and you’re still sitting there reading this post because…..?

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