by (@katespencer)

Pete Doherty’s Cat is a Crackhead

Today we have two contestants duking it out for the title of Craziest Cat Lady!
In one corner is Pete Doherty, who while not an actual woman, has slimmed down to a ladylike figure thanks to years of crack, coke and smack consumption. How dainty! Pete is being accused by pals of fixing a tiny crack pipe out of a liquor bottle and forcing his cats to inhale the smoke from it. One cat now apparently thinks it can fly (can it also talk and relate this info to humans?) and Pete feels like it’s the only person mammal that understands him.

In the other corner is a Russian woman who owns and lives with 130 rescued cats in her tiny two-room apartment. See the video above for a glimpse at what hell looks like for people with animal allergies, and then check out this full news report on her catscapades.

Who you got – Pete or the Cat Rescuer of Novosibirsk, Siberia?

by (@katespencer)

Friday: Katie Holmes’ Embarrassing Tumble; Paris and Stavros Secretly Reconnect

katie-holmes.jpgKatie Holmes Takes a Spill
Mrs. Cruise trips and skins her knee while walking with Suri in a massive pair of high heels. It’s the most normal thing she’s ever done! [X17]

Timberlake Conquers Hollywood
Justin continues his quest to be the ultimate renaissance man and signs on to star in a new film with Mike Myers, that surprisingly does not involve a green monster. [Variety]

Brangelina Battling Over the Kids?
There are rumors of a major fallout between the hot couple that has resulted in a spat over who gets the kids. We thought these two were really into peace? [Popbytes]

Is Paris Back With Her Ex?
The car belonging to her hunky Greek ex was spotted outside Hilton’s abode in LA. Maybe she’s trying to play catch up with Nicole. [X17]

Pete Doherty Heads Back to Rehab
Sick of this guy and his drug problems yet? Let’s hope he gets clean this time and then gets out of the public eye for good! [DListed]

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by (@katespencer)

Pete Doherty’s Cats are High on Crack

pete0822072.jpgYou know those moments when you see a pic of a celeb with like, a giant zit, and you think to yourself, “Hey, celebrities are regular people – just like me.” Well this is NOT one of those moments. Kate Moss’ crazy sometimes-boyfriend Pete Doherty is a notorious drug addict (crack, coke, heroin – the usual), and now it seems like he’s gotten his kitties hooked on the stuff too. After his cat Dinger (which is junkie slang for syringe, apparently) had a litter of five kittens, one ended up sick. A blood test done by the veterinarian turned up – what else?! – cocaine in the cat’s bloodstream. I know he’s probably desperate for some pals to get high with, but animal cruelty is not the answer. Though it is kind of fun to imagine Pete making tiny straws out of gum wrappers for his kitties to use for snortin’. [SeriouslyOMG/Getty]

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by (@katespencer)

Kate Moss: Scared of Her Own Sex Tapes

Kate Moss and Pete DohertyKate Moss and her junkie ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty apparently made a bunch of sex tapes back when they were in love. Say it with me now: gross gross gross gross gross! Seriously, gross. There doesn’t seem to be anything appealing about a heroin addict and a coke-snorting model getting it on, but Kate is still worried the tapes could get sold and debut on a computer screen near you. A source reveals, “She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet…. And we all know what Pete can do when he?s desperate for a bob or two.?

Do we ever! Pete is “stick a needle in a random girl” nasty and loves his drugs – so much so that he’s reportedly headed back to rehab today. Kate really has nothing to worry about when it comes to the missing sex tapes, ‘cuz it’s doubtful anyone would want to endure a second of their sex life. Unless, of course, you’re a fan of bad teeth, greasy hair and dried up veins. Let’s hope she gets to them before Pete and his jonesin’, money-hungry fingers do! [Image: Getty]