Yes, my album leaked! OhK. Are you satisfied?!? It still doesn’t negate the fact that even with it leaking….that’s funny…LEAKING: sounds promiscuous…..Anyway, it’s still #1 in over 35 countries. Twirl on that bitches. Christmas is two days away and my gift to you: A new episode of #MadonnaDearest. Now, step away from the eggnog and get into me. Literally!
Send me all your video questions via YouTube and Instagram. #RebelHeart is available for pre-order and you better get it. Why? Bitch, I’m Madonna!
Early Saturday morning, the Material Girl gave fans a holiday surprise of epic proportions: An album announcement and six new songs to download instantly. It’s official, guys: Madge’s 13th studio album is called Rebel Heart and you can pre-order it right now. Once you do, you’ll unlock six tracks from the LP: “Living For Love,” “Devil Pray,” “Ghosttown,” “Unapologetic Bitch,” “Illuminati” and “Bitch I’m Madonna (feat. Nicki Minaj).”
Selena Gomez cries over Justin Bieber at Taylor Swift‘s birthday party, the Backstreet Boys‘ documentary trailer is finally here, Blake Shelton sings a duet with The Voice finalist Craig Wayne Boyd and more on Last Lap.
Madge has got to be pissed. Madonna‘s unannounced and unfinished 2015 album and complete tracklist has unexpectedly hit the internet and is spreading like wild hydrangeas. The album, either called Unapologetic Bitch or Iconic, has 13 songs including “Illuminati” and the previously leaked “Rebel Heart”. Her manager Guy Oseary asked fans for help to find whoever was responsible for the “Rebel Heart” leak back in November, and we suspect this individual is responsible for the recent breach.
Of course it changed….and so did I! What did you think? I was gonna be the same as you scoundrels?!?! Huh? Exactly. Silence. It’s golden. Let’s make silence platinum, just like my next album. Multi-platinum to be exact. My groundbreaking show, “Madonna Dearest” is pissing off the subjects who fall at my mercy…and guess what? They should. Get into this week’s episode as I discuss how I really feel about these….what’s the best adjective can one use to describe today’s pop culture….Ah, yes: REDUCTIVE!
Remember to send me your video questions via Instagram and YouTube. Now, do as I say and not as I do. Imitation is not the best form of flattery. All offense Lady GooGa!
Did you miss me? I can’t hear you! I said, DID YOU MISS ME BITCHES?!?! Just checking. I hope that your holiday season is filled with love and holidazzle. Just a couple weeks ago we celebrated something called, “Madonnagiving.” That’s where you all have thanks to me for being so….well, awesome and whatever. Anyway, just around the river bend is another holiday I like to call, “Madonnanukkah.” Never heard of it? You will soon enough! At any rate, get into my latest episode of “Madonna Dearest.” Can you believe we’re already at episode 6?!? Shut-up. Don’t answer that.
Remember to send me all your video questions via YouTube and Instagram with the hashtag, #MadonnaDearest. Why? Because I command you. You gotta have something to tell your shrink! Read more…
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I have nothing but respect for Madge, but how many times must she discuss me? I mean, of course I am the Queen of the Monsters and she is the Queen of What….Anyway, I enjoy her little “Relevlog”. To expound on what I meant by that: relevance + video + blog = relevlog. Whatever floats your boat or in Madonna’s case, whatever floats her………but I digress.