You’d think with that giant beehive on her head, she’d be easy to spot, but Amy Winehouse has been rumored this week to be everywhere from hotels in the UK to rehab in America. Luckily she’s finally turned up in North London, but only after she completed less than two days at a UK rehab spot. Now the singer is apparently on her way to have a brain scan, after a doctor suggested that the seizure (say what?!) she had during her overdose might have been epilepsy. Her departure from the treatment facility has so pissed off her dad that he’s reportedly seeing a restraining order against her husband, who wanted her home. This is just like Britney’s old drama – but with a crazier hairdo and some actual talent. [The Sun. Image: Getty]

Related Content
Winehouse Hits Rehab, Will She Change Song Lyrics?
Amy Winehouse Admits to Drug Overdose
You Oughta Know: Amy Winehouse
Browse Amy Winehouse Photos

It sounds like Amy Winehouse‘s drug use has finally scared even herself. It’s about time – the rest of us were freaked out months ago. The singer recently opened up to News of the World, a UK tabloid, about her recent overdose after ingesting and smoking a massive drug cocktail:

“It was just crazy?one of the most terrifying moments of my life. I don’t know how to explain what happened. I don’t really know myself. I can’t remember what I looked like. I couldn’t recognise myself. It was terrifying?I was terrified. I was so out of control. It just happened. It shocked me. I’m sorry?I just don’t know what got into me. I never want to feel that way again. I’ve scared myself this time. I was all over the place. I know things have got to change. I have to sort myself out. I’m fine. I’ll be back at work on Monday. I’m fine, honest.”

Except that she’s not going to be back at work for a while, as she just canceled a bunch of gigs opening for the Rolling Stones in Germany. But not to worry, “fine” is the word we always use to describe people who slip into comas after going on a bender of booze, heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine, so that’s a relief! Amy Winehouse is going to be a-okay. [Image: Getty]

Related Content
Amy Winehouse Goes to Rehab – Yes Yes Yes
Amy Winehouse Hospitalized for Exhaustion
Catfight Part 72: Lily Allen vs. Amy Winehouse
Amy, Glass, Blood, Love, Head, Bad
Blog Best-Of: Winehouse?s Wedding

Surely Amy Winehouse knew that if she penned a hit song about not going to rehab, she’d end up there eventually, right? It’s almost too easy. British gossip rags are reporting that after a stint at a London hospital on Wednesday for “exhaustion,” Winehouse checked herself into The Priory rehab center on Thursday, and is resting in a private wing. This comes after an alleged 3-day drug binge, in which a “friend” reveals that, “She was downing coke, pills and ketamine, vodka and Jack Daniel?s. Even Amy says she will be dead within one year.”

Or not, we hope. Let’s hope she gets rid of her demons in rehab. Then she can move on to dumping her big-mouthed friends. [DListed, The Sun, The Mirror. Image: Getty]

The tiny-bodied, big-voiced singer has apparently fallen ill with exhaustion, also known as “Starlet Virus” or “The Lindsay Lohan Disease.” Exhaustion is often an excuse given by publicists when their client is sick with something else, so all bets are on as to what is really ailing Amy. She apparently was rushed to a London hospital after some sort of incident, and is now back at home under orders to have “complete rest.” This means no more concerts for the Brit, who was scheduled to perform at the Oya Festival in Norway tonight. It also presumably means no more booze for Winehouse, whose been known to lug around a Jack Daniels bottle from time to time. Hopefully now she’s gonna give her liver a little rest too. [Image: Getty]

Related Content
Catfight Part 72: Lily Allen vs. Amy Winehouse
Amy, Glass, Blood, Love, Head, Bad
Blog Best-Of: Winehouse?s Wedding

The audiophiles over at Idolator are reporting that arch media personality and sometime recording artist Lily Allen has taken the feud between her and Amy Winehouse to the next level. Far from being satisfied with critiques from the sidelines, Allen has now taken to dressing up like the "Rehab" songstress to mock her. Yikes. (Full disclosure: Allen’s playing Winehouse on British comedy show Friday Night Project.) In other news, British police questioned Allen about her attack on a paparazzi photographer back in March. What a charming little spitfire she is.