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Tipsy Amy Winehouse Booed Off Stage in Belgrade, Cancels European Tour Dates

Amy, Amy, Amy. We thought you were getting better, not worse! Just two weeks ago, after a short stint in rehab and a clear-headed, successful performance at London’s 100 Club, it was reported that the British songbird’s sobriety was finally on the mend. But in Serbia on Saturday night, Winehouse kicked-off what was supposed to be her European tour, showing up visibly inebriated on stage. Not only could a stumbling Amy barely sing for her Belgrade audience of 20,000 ticket-holders, but her cringe-worthy “performance” was heavily booed in what local press is referring to as “the worst in the history of Belgrade.” An apologetic statement has been issued from her camp, speaking to the incident and canceling her next two shows in Turkey and Greece:
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Wino Hospitalized For Mixing Pills

Amy Winehouse headed back to her home away from home last night – the hospital. The singer was packed up in an ambulance and whisked off as her dad looked on and friend Remi Nicole freaked out. The doctors released Amy this morning, and her dad summed up the drama, saying, “She’s fine, she just mixed up her medication.’

Translation: she’s high on crack. [DailyMail]

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Amy Winehouse Looks Better Made of Plastic

Madame Tussauds wax museum unveiled yet another celebrity statue, and this time the plastic looks way better than the person. The artist, of course, is Amy Winehouse, who has mastered the zombie look better than the extras in Michael Jackson‘s “Thriller” video. But when made of plastic, she looks like the picture of health! Firm, glowing skin! Rosy cheeks! Clean hair! If only it could sing (and dump Blake).

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Blake Incarcerated, Like For Real

Amy Winehouse‘s loveboat of a junkie husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, has officially been sentence to 27 months in jail for hooking Wino on crack and bloody ballet slippers. Er, or beating up a manager of a pub and then trying to bribe the guy for his silence. They’re both like, equally as bad. Blakey’s been in jail for nine months already, and his wife has taken out her sadness on the crack pipe and her weave. Amy looks like crap and acts like a lunatic, which means we’re in for a fun 27 months. Let’s head to the pub to celebrate! See you in 2011, Blake! [Telegraph]

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This Is What a Crackhead Looks Like

Or rather, writes like.

Amy Winehouse‘s adoring husband Blake Civil-Fielder is allegedly in the middle of a sexy letter-writing romance with a heroin-addicted lady jailbird. Blakey and Melissa Goldstone have been writing to each other for over seven months, and promises her “the best snog of our lives” and insinuates that Amy not only cheated on him (they are in a open relationship now!) but may be into having a threesome.

Read it all here – it’s kinda gross, innit?

by (@katespencer)

Winehouse Bitch Slaps a Fan & Calls Kanye the C-Word

What a great weekend for Wino wackiness. Amy performed at both Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration and the UK’s Glastonbury festival, and thankfully she was up to her regular insanity! During her Glastonbury set Amy got physical with a fan in the audience, flailing wildly and whacking the guy before a few beefy security dudes stepped in. (Check out the clip above.) Unfazed, Amy then improvised some lines in her song “Some Unholy War” about Blake Incarcerated, adding in “I’m not opening for a c*nt like Kanye.”

Kanye then took to his broken MacBook Air – of course – to tell the world that he doesn’t give a sh*t what Amy Winehouse thinks of him. Do these two thrive off of the drama or what? If Blake gets locked up for good they should seriously think about getting together. It’d be the hottest mess ever!

by (@katespencer)

Your Great-Grandma is Healthier than Amy Winehouse

Holy crap. Have you ever met at 24-year old suffering from the early stages of emphysema? Now you have! Wino is still hospitalized after fainting last week, and she’s frankly not doing well at all. Her dad Mitch – the Joe Simpson of London – told the Daily Mail that, “With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 per cent lung capacity. ” If that sounds bad, it is. “The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs, it won’t just ruin her voice,” sez Dad.” It will kill her.”

Amy is scheduled to perform at Nelson Mandela‘s 90th birthday concert, and is so determined to be there that she may do the show with medics on hand. If only she showed that much commitment to quitting crack!

by (@katespencer)

Wino Wasted, Coughing Up Blood

They tried to make her go to rehab, and she said “no.” So now Amy’s stuck in the hospital with an irregular heartbeat, as doctors try to wean her off her daily drug routine. She also apparently has a chest condition which doctors think might be tuberculosis. A hospital spy reveals that, “She?d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain.”

This is Amy Winehouse on drugs. Any questions? We got one – think she’ll show up to her previously scheduled commitments, like the Mandela Concert next week?

by (@katespencer)

Wino Loves Crack, Racism & Her Boobs

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Wanna enjoy pics of Amy Winehouse grasping a crack pipe with her bloodied hands? Craving an original tune made up of racist references? Well you’re in luck! Someone leaked a bunch of pictures and videos belonging to Amy’s hubby Blake Fielder-Civil to the press, and it basically confirms what we already knew about the singer: Amy hangs in drug dens, cuts herself, does a crapload of drugs, and has a shady husband. Fun! She also flashes her boobs for the camera, obvs, because what else does one do when cracked out on pills?

One video, shot by Blake, captures Amy sleeping after an alleged two-day drug binge, while another shows “a disinterested Amy pleasuring him with one hand while chatting matter-of-factly on a phone held in the other.”

Peep some of the pics and video here. NSFLife.

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Winehouse & Lewis Rock Mandela Concert

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The epitome of courage and optimism, Nelson Mandela spent 18 years behind bars for ideals he believed in. To celebrate such resilience, the world has a huge old birthday party for him each year. This time around, on Friday, June 27, you’re invited to the celebration as well. “The 46664 Concert Honoring Nelson Mandela at 90″ will be streamed live from London’s Hyde Park on VH1.com, starting at 1:30 pm EST. Will Smith is the host. Highlights from the concert will premiere on VH1 on Monday, June 30, at 9 EST/PST.

This year’s artists include a 1-2 punch of British sirens: Amy Winehouse and Leona Lewis are on the bill. Make that a 1-2-3 punch: Annie Lennox is part of the show, as well. Other performers include Queen + Paul Rogers, Simple Minds, The Sugababes, Andrea and Sharon Corr, Johnny Clegg, Papa Wemba, and Dame Shirley Bassey. More artists will be announced as added.

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