by (@kat_george)

Broadway Muscial Rock Of Ages Is Now A Movie, Appears To Be Awefulsome

We can’t remember exactly when Hollywood gave up on original ideas and simply began “remaking” things from the past/other mediums, or when they just started slapping together every big star they could think of to assemble a cast, but here you have it folks: The Future. What’s happening now is that Rock Of Ages, a Broadway musical, is being preened for its big screen debut. Starring Julianne Hough, Diego Boneta, Russell Brand, Paul Giamatti, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Malin Ackerman, Mary J. Blige, Bryan Cranston, Alec Baldwin, and Tom Cruise, the film embraces hair, rock, and the era that style forgot, the eighties. By the looks of it, there’s lots of gratuitous boobs, stage diving, sticking it to the man, and hair on Alec Baldwin’s head. We’re not sure what to make of the whole debacle, but you can bet your bottom dollar we’ll be at the cinema dancing in the aisles when it comes out.

“Rock Of The Ages” Trailer: Yup, Everyone Had Terrible Hair In The Eighties [FSR]

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